I just wanna see his balls.

I have held one.

 

(proud)

He was reet funny and lovely.

Described media coverage of Osama et al as 'terrortainment'.

>>>Didn't Gordon Ramsay swear a lot?

 

Doesn't the pope give mass in latin?

Well I was shocked, but then I had a sheltered childhood.

In that order?

 

Explains a lot, I suppose.

Underneath that worldly exterior, you really are an innocent sort of chap, aren't you?(a)

You know me so well (L)

And feel all the more rich for it.(worship)

Rowan, Rowan, Rowan.

 

That is all I have to say on the matter.

...are you talking about Scottish cows?

(L) (L) (L) ({) http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~chicnmo/islay/backgrounds/Highland%20cow%20small.jpg (}) (L) (L) (L)

Is that a photo of me?

 

[Also, I used to have a key-ring of such an animal. It was a thin piece of wood, cut in the shape of a woolly-bully, with fluffy red twine wrapped round it. It was splendid. I wonder what happened to it.]

another broken promise :(

(are you a new labourite?)

I almost got trampled by a herd of Highland Cows once. I will deomonstrate.

 

(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow):&(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)

Well,

 

Yes.

 

:$

That is my new wallpaper, Mr. Steav. I thank you.

:'-( That's a cruel thing to say about anybody. Especially when they're so overburdened with the responsibility of getting drunk nightly that they forget their promises.

Me and Jodi were walking up through some fields on the moor above Steve's house today. We had a few cow and bull encounters, they didn't seem to like us I will also try and demonstrate:

----------------------------------------------------------
(cow)(cow)
(cow)
(cow)(cow)






(&) ----(Z)(X)- ?


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(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)
(cow)


(&;)(&) ----(Z)(X) - !


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(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)

I do believe i should turn emoticons back on.