Cracked my ball

From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)30 Apr 2004 22:52
To: JonCooper 1466 of 2579
But what would Mr Gaines wear?
From: Mouse 1 May 2004 02:36
To: Manthorp 1467 of 2579

This has always been at the end of my list of things to say to a man in my life time but...:

 

Show us your ball that you've whittled.

From: Gobfounded (YVE) 2 May 2004 00:34
To: Manthorp 1468 of 2579
Incidentally, did you watch that thing with Gordon Ramsay this Tuesday. If you didn't, Never Eat Out In Silsden ;)
From: Manthorp 2 May 2004 07:32
To: Gobfounded (YVE) 1469 of 2579
We did. Never been to Bonaparte's, thank heavens, though we were planning on visiting The Grouse 'the competition' where the arsehole chef now works. Didn't Gordon Ramsay swear a lot? If they'd bleeped him he's have sounded like a stylophone tune.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 2 May 2004 13:12
To: Manthorp 1470 of 2579
It was tomorrow yesterday and we're still waiting. :(
From: Manthorp 2 May 2004 18:16
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 1471 of 2579
You prick my conscience, and I'm drunk and going out see to Dylan Moran in being funny stylee. What can I say. other than soz I'm crap...
From: Mouse 3 May 2004 00:21
To: Manthorp 1472 of 2579
How was Dylan?
From: Monsoir (PILOTDAN) 3 May 2004 00:27
To: Mouse 1473 of 2579
I just wanna see his balls.
From: Mouse 3 May 2004 00:31
To: Monsoir (PILOTDAN) 1474 of 2579

I have held one.

 

(proud)

From: Manthorp 3 May 2004 08:07
To: Mouse 1475 of 2579
He was reet funny and lovely.

Described media coverage of Osama et al as 'terrortainment'.
From: Gobfounded (YVE) 3 May 2004 22:44
To: Manthorp 1476 of 2579

>>>Didn't Gordon Ramsay swear a lot?

 

Doesn't the pope give mass in latin?

From: Manthorp 4 May 2004 08:32
To: Gobfounded (YVE) 1477 of 2579
Well I was shocked, but then I had a sheltered childhood.
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 4 May 2004 12:51
To: Manthorp 1478 of 2579

In that order?

 

Explains a lot, I suppose.

From: Gobfounded (YVE) 5 May 2004 23:19
To: Manthorp 1479 of 2579
Underneath that worldly exterior, you really are an innocent sort of chap, aren't you?(a)
From: Manthorp 7 May 2004 16:57
To: Gobfounded (YVE) 1480 of 2579
You know me so well (L)
From: Gobfounded (YVE) 7 May 2004 22:48
To: Manthorp 1481 of 2579

And feel all the more rich for it.(worship)

EDITED: 7 May 2004 23:49 by YVE
From: kara 9 May 2004 20:20
To: ALL1482 of 2579

Rowan, Rowan, Rowan.

 

That is all I have to say on the matter.

From: Rowan 9 May 2004 20:22
To: kara 1483 of 2579
...are you talking about Scottish cows?
From: steve 9 May 2004 20:26
To: Rowan 1484 of 2579
From: Rowan 9 May 2004 20:30
To: steve 1485 of 2579

Is that a photo of me?

 

[Also, I used to have a key-ring of such an animal. It was a thin piece of wood, cut in the shape of a woolly-bully, with fluffy red twine wrapped round it. It was splendid. I wonder what happened to it.]