This has always been at the end of my list of things to say to a man in my life time but...:
Show us your ball that you've whittled.
I have held one.
(proud)
>>>Didn't Gordon Ramsay swear a lot?
Doesn't the pope give mass in latin?
In that order?
Explains a lot, I suppose.
And feel all the more rich for it.(worship)
Rowan, Rowan, Rowan.
That is all I have to say on the matter.