Cracked my ball

From: Manthorp 4 Apr 2003 07:22
To: Mouse 146 of 2579
They're living it up.
From: Gobfounded (YVE) 4 Apr 2003 08:47
To: Ixion 147 of 2579
Leave lain out of it.
From: Ixion 4 Apr 2003 09:12
To: Gobfounded (YVE) 148 of 2579
It's an l not an I
From: JonCooper 4 Apr 2003 10:50
To: Manthorp 149 of 2579
theres been four lots of eagles now - surley that should be enough ?
From: Manthorp 4 Apr 2003 11:07
To: JonCooper 150 of 2579
The Eagles are like the Warfarin of forum discussion, but it seems this thread has evolved a resistance.

What else can we try? We could discuss Delia Smith, or Leonard Nimoy's poetry, or the mystery of Alan Tichmarsh's alleged sexual appeal. I'm just at a loss to know what to do.
From: Gobfounded (YVE) 4 Apr 2003 11:19
To: Manthorp 151 of 2579
We need to dish up some scandal. Get your pants down. I'll have a good grope.

Several sightseers will come and tell us to get a room, then the thread will be vacated like it carries Hong Kong Pneumonia.
From: Manthorp 4 Apr 2003 11:21
To: Gobfounded (YVE) 152 of 2579
Good plan. <zzzzzzzzzzip>

Stick your tongue out and I'll lick it like a dog. Lads hate overt saliva mingling.
From: Gobfounded (YVE) 4 Apr 2003 11:30
To: Manthorp 153 of 2579
wiggly wiggly

ooo errrr.

That's not your tongue!!!!!
From: Darren 5 Apr 2003 17:46
To: Gobfounded (YVE) 154 of 2579
2 days gone. Yay - it's dying.
From: JonCooper 6 Apr 2003 01:12
To: Darren 155 of 2579
at last
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From: patch 6 Apr 2003 01:51
To: Mr (M00RL0CK) 157 of 2579
I've been having sleepless nights because of this thread. Any sleep I managed to get has been plagued by nightmares of an undead, undieing thread wandering Teh land harrasing young virgins and elderly nuns. Hopefully, now that it's fading away, I'll be able to sleep easy once again.
From: Manthorp 6 Apr 2003 03:03
To: patch 158 of 2579
Nah, look: four new posts.
From: Manthorp 6 Apr 2003 03:04
To: Manthorp 159 of 2579
I'm wrong: five.
From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 6 Apr 2003 03:05
To: Manthorp 160 of 2579
Your counting's shit.
From: Gobfounded (YVE) 6 Apr 2003 03:11
To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 161 of 2579
It is rather early in the morning. On Sunday.
From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 6 Apr 2003 03:14
To: Gobfounded (YVE) 162 of 2579
But he's old, he's probably been up since 4am waiting for the paperboy to bring his Sunday Times or something.
From: Gobfounded (YVE) 6 Apr 2003 03:26
To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 163 of 2579
Aye. Things get a bit leaky at his age, so he probably gets up every couple of hours to go to the toilet anyhow.
From: Manthorp 6 Apr 2003 03:54
To: ALL164 of 2579
Cheeky fucks. A hearty Sunday morning shag followed by preparing breakfast for five, and I'm now upstairs sweating away over my balls, if you must know. I come down to make a refreshing cafetiere of Douwe Egbert and what do I find? Cheek and insurrection, that's what.

Frankly, I think the tone of this thread has plummeted, and I would suggest a return to The Eagles to add a little much needed class.
From: Gobfounded (YVE) 6 Apr 2003 04:43
To: Manthorp 165 of 2579
*smooch*

Those incontinence pants do tend to keep your skin from breathing.