I'll uploaderer it again tonight.

Just found? You mean it's not new?

Started: 25 Feb 2003.

Well fuck me.

Here y' go. Hope you enjoy.

Can I illistrate when you get your BOOK DEAL?

Cheers, after the book, I'll direct the movie

You can illustrate /now/. But I won't ask you to proof-read ;-)

 

And Truff, you can have the film rights for a bottle of spanish brandy.

Have you ever thought of publishing it yourself? (Not sure how realistic that idea is, mind)

www.lulu.com

 

Nice self-publishing print-on-demand company, could publish it through them for just a % of the profits with no other fees. Shipping is a bit pricey though.

(& Empathy)

 

I've always been a bit wary of self-publishing. I know there are honest and honourable ways through it, but I wouldn't want to slip into the cul-de-sac of vanity publishing. I've thought about e-publishing, too, but don't know enough about it, or who the respectable publishers are.

But surely any self-publishing is going to be vanity-publishing?

 

EDIT: Even if you do it without these "Publish Your Own Book" firms, which I've just worked out you were talking about.

Almost three weeks have passed.

Surely not.

So much has happened while this thread has lain dormant. So very much.

Tell me more.

Quick rundown: I've been to Rome. Arsenal have basically won the Premiership. Yve & Wibbly got engaged. Whiplash came out on PS2 and Xbox. Several people had birthdays. Blair's government got deeper into the shit. People made jokes about Milko's arms and Daniel Herman's whole life. Battlestar Galactica 2003 was rubbish. The days lengthened.

There was more, but I'm so tired. And I shan't be home for hours yet.

Oh. Is that it? You mean you don't know about the Pope scandalising the world by marrying his nurse, Kent finally giving in to gravity and hitting France somewhere near Calais, and the realisation that it's actually Kenny that has short arms and he only makes jokes about Milko to try and feel better? You are /so/ behind the times.

I really am very tired.

[face-glue-picture]

 

If anything, I have freakishly long arms. It's my penis I worry about. I'm sure it was around here somewhere.