you should've decked the arresting nazis for harrassing you, and then you'd have a criminal record and jay's admiration. win.

Ouch!

and how are your balls on this fine new year's day sir?

I intend to spend a slightly trembly-handed day whittling them, sir, thank you for inquiring. And for reviving this bastard thread.

funnily enough, fiona's gone back to bed with a bad case of the 'flu', which is apparently nothing to do with the vast quantity of alcohol that she imbibed last night.

Ooh. Cross-referencing threads.

Aieeeee! THe infection spreads. Which reminds me, I've finished no. 7. Piccies tonight, if I can be arsed.

Not the reputation I would care to have, but probably accurate enough.

Have you been arsed yet?

 

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I'll try to be arsed tomorrow.

He's regularly arsed.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh YES!

I did a presentation on Thatcherism today, t'was fun it was.

Yes it was. How was the presentation?

 

BaDoom-tish.

Aye, it was pretty good. We just had to outline the basic ideology, I had Thatcherism, someone else had to find out if Majorism existed. Other did history of Labour, Tories and Lib Dem. Plus some other stuff on socialism.

 

Mine rocked socks of course!

And did Majorism actually exist? If it did, I can't say I noticed it.

The presentation was basically the fact that it was a random mess of nothing and everything with a load of 'One Nation' Tory Ideas.