Latest bollock for your delectation. Finished with trembling hands, hungover rotten, this morning.

You made it alive then??

 

What time did you knock off?

that's damed fine sir!

 

(still prefer in utero tho')

Excellent decor for your fashionable mid-western trailor here. :) Job well done.

Ooooh, rough bumming and a dragonsicle.

 

Noice!!!

<maidenly blush> (or even bush, as I first typed)

*brings thread back to life*

Bitch

You know it.

Bah! Will you never let me forget my shame?

to be fair, it was pretty shameful shame.

You can't capture the way I tell 'em through the written word alone.

But 1260 reminders?

that way you won't do it again.

 

or, if you do, you won't admit it here :D

Remind me of the scale of those things.

I would guesstimate they are about 4.5cm in diameter absolutely intricate, possibly down to the micrometre. They fit snuggly together together in a very satisfying and clinky way also and I vastly approve of them.

 

I have never written a paragraph that long before about a man's balls.

Aye, the ^Mouseling^ is about right. 4.5-5cm external diameter. I'm trying to finish no. 7 for Christmas - the first in which one scene runs across both halves. Masonic symbolism on this one.

 

<edit>ps. Ta for the kind words. Mouse.