Cracked my ball

From: Manthorp15 Nov 2003 08:19
To: fabcab (CRCCABINGER) 1244 of 2579
Aye. A bit of a bugger, it was. Maybe one day I'll completely recarve it. But not for some time.
From: Manthorp16 Nov 2003 13:59
To: Manthorp 1245 of 2579
Latest bollock for your delectation. Finished with trembling hands, hungover rotten, this morning.
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From: Rich (RICARD00)16 Nov 2003 14:10
To: Manthorp 1247 of 2579

You made it alive then??

 

What time did you knock off?

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From: truffy16 Nov 2003 20:48
To: Manthorp 1249 of 2579

that's damed fine sir!

 

(still prefer in utero tho')

From: fabcab (CRCCABINGER)17 Nov 2003 01:38
To: Manthorp 1250 of 2579
Excellent decor for your fashionable mid-western trailor here. :) Job well done.
From: Darren17 Nov 2003 16:37
To: Manthorp 1251 of 2579

Ooooh, rough bumming and a dragonsicle.

 

Noice!!!

From: Manthorp17 Nov 2003 18:41
To: Darren 1252 of 2579
<maidenly blush> (or even bush, as I first typed)
From: AND HIS PROPHET IS (MOHAMED42) 2 Dec 2003 22:48
To: ALL1253 of 2579
*brings thread back to life*
From: ANT_THOMAS 2 Dec 2003 22:48
To: AND HIS PROPHET IS (MOHAMED42) 1254 of 2579
Bitch
From: AND HIS PROPHET IS (MOHAMED42) 2 Dec 2003 22:50
To: ANT_THOMAS 1255 of 2579
You know it.
From: Manthorp 2 Dec 2003 23:30
To: AND HIS PROPHET IS (MOHAMED42) 1256 of 2579
Bah! Will you never let me forget my shame?
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From: truffy 3 Dec 2003 09:30
To: Manthorp 1258 of 2579
to be fair, it was pretty shameful shame.
From: Manthorp 3 Dec 2003 09:34
To: Mr (M00RL0CK) 1259 of 2579
You can't capture the way I tell 'em through the written word alone.
From: Manthorp 3 Dec 2003 09:35
To: truffy 1260 of 2579
But 1260 reminders?
From: truffy 3 Dec 2003 09:45
To: Manthorp 1261 of 2579

that way you won't do it again.

 

or, if you do, you won't admit it here :D

From: dyl 4 Dec 2003 02:03
To: Manthorp 1262 of 2579
Remind me of the scale of those things.
From: Mouse 4 Dec 2003 02:09
To: dyl 1263 of 2579

I would guesstimate they are about 4.5cm in diameter absolutely intricate, possibly down to the micrometre. They fit snuggly together together in a very satisfying and clinky way also and I vastly approve of them.

 

I have never written a paragraph that long before about a man's balls.