Can't you just go to someones' house? It's all very funny

{{{ Alcoholic Racoon }}}

There is a guy who reminds me of you in my Chemistry. He is a geeky strange little fuck and I hate him (no offence) but t'other week he was ill in lesson because he had been to a party the night before and I presume he had about 1/3 shot of vodka and passed out.

You are such a jock!

He is genuinely strange and annoying, what I said does portray me as quite the twat there. But he just is :@

Do you yell "NERRRRRRDDDDD" at him and wear american football shirts?

Yes :(

There's like, a proper american-style Jock in my class at college, he's amazing.

Amazing - Funny?
Amazing - Cunt?
Amazing - Interesting?

All three, really. He's huge, and well, I don't like him because he's a cunt learning-wise (always making noise when there's LEARNING AFOOT), but I'm sure he just lovely the rest of the time, in a ha-ha-look kind of way, it's just I've never spoken to him.

 

He spoke to me once, but I could answer with just a shrug, so I took that option.

Back to my chemistry class, the whole front row in my class are weird.

 

And then on my row there is the girl who insisted on touching me when she had a certain denim skirt on.

You're certainly in the running, though!

I wasn't saying you were, I was just commenting on him. It was the 'I went to a party and was drunk' sort of thing that I saw a similarity in, that is all. Sorry.

1/3 was an exageration

WACK