Doing what?

You suck cock.

In the early stages people kept on posting into it to make me revisit my pain at the cracking of my ball. I think it's a sort of secret 1,000,000 thread.

 

Now I've articulated that publicly it will immediately die...

I'm cold. Bah.

With a bit of luck and a following wind I will shortly post pix of my latest (touch wood) uncracked ball to warm your cockles. All over dragons and things it is.

So, how's yer balls?

 

(Darren's law: If enough posters post enough posts in a thread the thread will eventually get back on topic)

Rowan's Law: Off-topicness of a thread doubles every 18 months.

 

I don't think it's really going to be a hit, tbh.

Hmmm. I'm torn - do I want to spam, and suffer any consequences (such as people saying, "Hey, you smell" and the such), just to get the post after this?

Yes. Yes, it would appear I do.

 

Racoon, in answer to your earlier question: Me.

<sobs>
Oh, God, I... Whhhyy? It wasn't worth it!
</sobs>

I got 1069!!!!!

 

First to 2000!!!~!~``!~!`

I've now seen Mr M's balls; they were smaller than I expected, but expertly crafted.

FFS.

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It was just like nobody cared any more.

Awww of couse we do....