The frustrating thing is I've been working on what will be the replacement for the broken machine, but it's still in the process of being setup.
Was hoping to spend January making it sufficiently usable, so I can relegate the last Windows machine to graphics and music (since there are still no good Linux equivalents to Cinema 4D, Lightroom, Music Bee, Paint Shop Pro.)
Except I also have a bunch of other tasks that needed doing ASAP, and now this is yet another blocker on top of the stack.
If I can't make progress in figuring it out today, I'll have to accelerate work on the replacement, transfer the Windows stuff to a VM, and hope I can get everything important going quickly enough without making compromises. (Like why the fuck does a PDF viewer have PulseAudio as a dependency. :@)