Seeing as Teh volcano has burped ominously... - Teh Forum

<body> <div id="header"> <span class="left"> <span class="back"><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT"><span class="image mobile_back" title="Back"></span></a></span> <span class="image mobile_logo" title="Beehive Forum Logo"></span> </span> <ul> <li> <a class="reply_all" href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42550.0&return_msg=42550.13"> <span class="image mobile_reply_all"></span><span class="text">Reply to All</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="navigation" href="#"> <span class="image mobile_navigation"></span><span class="text">Show messages</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="main" href="#"><span class="image mobile_menu" title="Menu"></span> </a> </li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu main"> <ul> <li><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Messages</a></li> <li><a href="lpm.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Inbox</a></li> <li><a href="lsearch.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Search</a></li> <li><a href="llogon.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Login</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu navigation"><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42550.1">1–10</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42550.11">11–20</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42550.21">21–27</a></div> <div id="page_content"> <h3 class="thread_title"><a href="index.php?webtag=DEFAULT&amp;msg=42550.13">Seeing as Teh volcano has burped ominously...</a> </h3> <div id="messages" data-navigation="42550_13_27_10"> <a name="a42550_13"></a><div class="message" id="message_42550_13"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">12 Feb 2020 22:03</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: william (WILLIAMA) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 12 Feb 2020 22:06"></span></span> <span class="message_count">13 of 27</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42550.13">42550.13</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42550.12">42550.12</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <div class="quotetext"><strong>Quote:</strong> </div> <div class="quote">after getting a message from God on the random message game.</div> ...it's mission is complete. Now we're looking to you to deliver the end times, with divine dispensation for Teh Possie.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42550.13&return_msg=42550.13" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="42550.13"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a42550_14"></a><div class="message" id="message_42550_14"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: william (WILLIAMA)<span class="message_time">12 Feb 2020 23:05</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 12 Feb 2020 23:13"></span></span> <span class="message_count">14 of 27</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42550.14">42550.14</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42550.13#a42550_13" target="_self">42550.13</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I'll do my best. <br /> <br /> End of times, you say? Dispose of Teh Possie?</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42550.14&return_msg=42550.13" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="42550.14"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a42550_15"></a><div class="message" id="message_42550_15"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">12 Feb 2020 23:16</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: william (WILLIAMA) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 12 Feb 2020 23:20"></span></span> <span class="message_count">15 of 27</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42550.15">42550.15</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42550.13#a42550_14" target="_self">42550.14</a></div> <div class="message_body"> "This is teh supper of the mighty one".</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42550.15&return_msg=42550.13" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="42550.15"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a42550_16"></a><div class="message" id="message_42550_16"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: graphitone<span class="message_time">13 Feb 2020 08:28</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: william (WILLIAMA) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Feb 2020 08:44"></span></span> <span class="message_count">16 of 27</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42550.16">42550.16</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42550.13#a42550_14" target="_self">42550.14</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I'd be happy with a bit of rapture please. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42550.16&return_msg=42550.13" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="42550.16"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a42550_17"></a><div class="message" id="message_42550_17"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: graphitone<span class="message_time">13 Feb 2020 08:29</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: william (WILLIAMA) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Feb 2020 08:44"></span></span> <span class="message_count">17 of 27</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42550.17">42550.17</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42550.13#a42550_14" target="_self">42550.14</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I'd be happy with a bit of rapture please. No need to go the whole end of times on my behalf.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42550.17&return_msg=42550.13" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="42550.17"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a42550_18"></a><div class="message" id="message_42550_18"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: william (WILLIAMA)<span class="message_time">13 Feb 2020 08:50</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: graphitone <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Feb 2020 08:59"></span></span> <span class="message_count">18 of 27</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42550.18">42550.18</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42550.13#a42550_17" target="_self">42550.17</a></div> <div class="message_body"> OK, but proper rapture, OK? Not just flying dreams or that kind of malarkey.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42550.18&return_msg=42550.13" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="42550.18"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a42550_19"></a><div class="message" id="message_42550_19"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: graphitone<span class="message_time">13 Feb 2020 10:04</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: william (WILLIAMA) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Feb 2020 10:18"></span></span> <span class="message_count">19 of 27</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42550.19">42550.19</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42550.13#a42550_18" target="_self">42550.18</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Oh yeah, I'm talking ecstasy of St. Theresa levels here.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42550.19&return_msg=42550.13" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="42550.19"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a42550_20"></a><div class="message" id="message_42550_20"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: william (WILLIAMA)<span class="message_time">13 Feb 2020 10:24</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: graphitone <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Feb 2020 10:58"></span></span> <span class="message_count">20 of 27</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42550.20">42550.20</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42550.13#a42550_19" target="_self">42550.19</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Hmmm. Nun has numerous orgasms but when questioned about the noise claims it must have been God paying a visit. Not quite what I had in mind. I think we've come full circle with this thread*.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> *not a euphemism</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42550.20&return_msg=42550.13" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="42550.20"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a42550_21"></a><div class="message" id="message_42550_21"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: graphitone<span class="message_time">13 Feb 2020 12:27</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: william (WILLIAMA) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Feb 2020 12:34"></span></span> <span class="message_count">21 of 27</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42550.21">42550.21</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42550.13#a42550_20" target="_self">42550.20</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I was thinking more the evocation of rapture captured in the face of the Bernini sculpture telling the tale:<br /> <br /> <img alt="" src="https://jamesrneal.files.wordpress.com/2019/10/ecstasy-of-saint-teresa-gian-lorenzo-bernini-327261.jpg" style="width:877px;height:1200px;" /></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42550.21&return_msg=42550.13" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="42550.21"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a42550_22"></a><div class="message" id="message_42550_22"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: william (WILLIAMA)<span class="message_time">13 Feb 2020 12:34</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: graphitone <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Feb 2020 17:19"></span></span> <span class="message_count">22 of 27</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42550.22">42550.22</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42550.13#a42550_21" target="_self">42550.21</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Of course you were</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42550.22&return_msg=42550.13" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="42550.22"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="42550.23" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>