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<body> <div id="header"> <span class="left"> <span class="back"><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT"><span class="image mobile_back" title="Back"></span></a></span> <span class="image mobile_logo" title="Beehive Forum Logo"></span> </span> <ul> <li> <a class="reply_all" href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42398.0&return_msg=42398.6"> <span class="image mobile_reply_all"></span><span class="text">Reply to All</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="navigation" href="#"> <span class="image mobile_navigation"></span><span class="text">Show messages</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="main" href="#"><span class="image mobile_menu" title="Menu"></span> </a> </li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu main"> <ul> <li><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Messages</a></li> <li><a href="lpm.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Inbox</a></li> <li><a href="lsearch.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Search</a></li> <li><a href="llogon.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Login</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu navigation"><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42398.1">1–10</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42398.11">11–14</a></div> <div id="page_content"> <h3 class="thread_title"><a href="index.php?webtag=DEFAULT&amp;msg=42398.6">Amazon delivery</a> </h3> <div id="messages" data-navigation="42398_6_14_10"> <a name="a42398_6"></a><div class="message" id="message_42398_6"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Matt<span class="message_time">26 Jun 2019 18:09</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: william (WILLIAMA) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 26 Jun 2019 19:43"></span></span> <span class="message_count">6 of 14</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42398.6">42398.6</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42398.1">42398.1</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Whenever I've ordered something from Amazon that hasn't shown up next day<sup>*</sup> it's because I somehow magically managed to order it from a third party seller instead of directly from or fulfilled by Amazon.<br /><br /><sup>* Amazon Prime in USA isn't even next day, but that might just be an east coast thing. I'm sure California has it down to next hour by now.</sup><div class="edit_text">EDITED: 26 Jun 2019 18:10 by MATT</div> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42398.6&return_msg=42398.6" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="42398.6"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a42398_7"></a><div class="message" id="message_42398_7"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)<span class="message_time">26 Jun 2019 18:54</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: william (WILLIAMA) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 26 Jun 2019 19:43"></span></span> <span class="message_count">7 of 14</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42398.7">42398.7</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42398.5">42398.5</a></div> <div class="message_body"> It just means it was barcode-scanned on a conveyor belt (or a digital manifest submitted), and is now sitting in a bin or back of a truck awaiting the next leg of its journey.<div class="edit_text">EDITED: 26 Jun 2019 18:55 by DSMITHHFX</div> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42398.7&return_msg=42398.6" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="42398.7"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a42398_8"></a><div class="message" id="message_42398_8"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: william (WILLIAMA)<span class="message_time">26 Jun 2019 20:05</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Matt <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 1 Jul 2019 17:00"></span></span> <span class="message_count">8 of 14</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42398.8">42398.8</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42398.6#a42398_6" target="_self">42398.6</a></div> <div class="message_body"> That's true, but I knew that was the case here; it comes from a firm called PrecisionGeek. <br /><br /> I But all the promises and failures are Amazon's. Also only bothering to notify me after I'd waited when they must have known it was going to be late much earlier (and probably very likely to be late seeing as the items were in Italy).</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42398.8&return_msg=42398.6" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="42398.8"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a42398_9"></a><div class="message" id="message_42398_9"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: william (WILLIAMA)<span class="message_time">26 Jun 2019 21:29</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 27 Jun 2019 09:24"></span></span> <span class="message_count">9 of 14</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42398.9">42398.9</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42398.6#a42398_7" target="_self">42398.7</a></div> <div class="message_body"> So now (20:14) the package has 'departed an Amazon facility Bardon Hill...'<br /><br /> I'm optimistic that this will be a big van doing a series of drop-offs at distribution centres at various points in my direction ending somewhere near Littlehampton (my local depot).<br /><br /> On a totally unrelated topic, I was once told that in the days when homosexuality was illegal, a common coded approach was to ask the time, presumably in a suitably suggestive manner. If the reply came back "12 O'Clock" then that was confirmation of mutual interest. I always thought that the towns Southampton and Northampton could be worked into a similar code; which begs the question of how Littlehampton would fit in. <br /><br /> On another unrelated note, a friend of mine who went on to great things in Newspaper editorship once worked for the Maidenhead Advertiser which I thought would be a wonderful name for a medieval contact magazine.<br /><br /> I should leave.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42398.9&return_msg=42398.6" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="42398.9"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a42398_10"></a><div class="message" id="message_42398_10"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: william (WILLIAMA)<span class="message_time">27 Jun 2019 09:52</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: william (WILLIAMA) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 27 Jun 2019 09:52"></span></span> <span class="message_count">10 of 14</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42398.10">42398.10</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42398.6#a42398_9" target="_self">42398.9</a></div> <div class="message_body"> OK, since I imagine you're all hanging on every word of this thread...</div> <div class="message_attachments"> <span>Attachments:</span> <ul> <li><span class="image attach"></span><a href="get_attachment.php?webtag=DEFAULT&hash=feeff894eaeb3283f194fe5e44a49955&filename=package.PNG" target="_blank">package.PNG</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42398.10&return_msg=42398.6" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="42398.10"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a42398_11"></a><div class="message" id="message_42398_11"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">27 Jun 2019 10:13</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: william (WILLIAMA) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 27 Jun 2019 10:13"></span></span> <span class="message_count">11 of 14</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42398.11">42398.11</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42398.6#a42398_10" target="_self">42398.10</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Gripping. Can't wait to see how it ends.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42398.11&return_msg=42398.6" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="42398.11"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a42398_12"></a><div class="message" id="message_42398_12"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: william (WILLIAMA)<span class="message_time">27 Jun 2019 10:17</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 27 Jun 2019 10:22"></span></span> <span class="message_count">12 of 14</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42398.12">42398.12</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42398.6#a42398_11" target="_self">42398.11</a></div> <div class="message_body"> It's tense. Can't wait 'til it's past tense.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42398.12&return_msg=42398.6" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="42398.12"> <span class="rating">+1/1</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a42398_13"></a><div class="message" id="message_42398_13"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)<span class="message_time">27 Jun 2019 12:18</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 28 Jun 2019 06:05"></span></span> <span class="message_count">13 of 14</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42398.13">42398.13</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42398.6#a42398_11" target="_self">42398.11</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <span class="spoiler"><span>It ends with a late delivery, or a lost parcel</span></span>.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42398.13&return_msg=42398.6" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="42398.13"> <span class="rating">+1/1</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a42398_14"></a><div class="message" id="message_42398_14"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: william (WILLIAMA)<span class="message_time">27 Jun 2019 12:35</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">14 of 14</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42398.14">42398.14</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42398.6#a42398_12" target="_self">42398.12</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Eh voila!<br /> </div> <div class="message_attachments"> <span>Attachments:</span> <ul> <li><span class="image attach"></span><a href="get_attachment.php?webtag=DEFAULT&hash=58abd44884d6a934d0de5dec4f9acdee&filename=Feet.jpg" target="_blank">Feet.jpg</a></li> <li><span class="image attach"></span><a href="get_attachment.php?webtag=DEFAULT&hash=c52be491fc04ae1971f97b9f6369ad8e&filename=Pack.jpg" target="_blank">Pack.jpg</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42398.14&return_msg=42398.6" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="42398.14"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> </div> </body>