Yeah, but the prime minister put his penis in a pig.
BTW, free school meals are cancelled.
Did you hear about David Cameron? He put his cock in a pig!
I've been thinking of setting up calendar reminders so that in years to come I can think "hey! It's been x years since we found out that the Prime Minister fucked a dead pig's head!". It's truly a gift that keeps giving.
In his own words: "just a little prick".
I don't think I'll ever forget.
Hey ho. One man's meat...
... in another man's meat.
I wonder whether it was a sow or a boar? Straight or gay necro-bestiality? Did it have an apple in its mouth in true tory stylee?
No, it had something else in its mouth.
Is that one of Branson's pigs?