I think it was because the shop assistants were helping him with his communications, aiding and abetting his subversive and non-conformist lifestyle. But I'm not sure if 'they' are the Feds, MI5, or the British Cleaners Association.
I hadn't even thought of the backsplash, so thanks for bringing that up (nj). No, really, thank you.
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Nah, he's quite dialed-in. I think it may be the speedballs... vodka gimlets... or a large brick of Panama Red.
Morning deletions are a signifier of late night drunk posting.
He must be going to the sherry parties in Horncastle then.
Only known victim of the Kent earthquake. Ironic, really.
No, just a double post when my phone went stupid.