So long, and thanks for all the fish - Teh Forum

<body> <div id="header"> <span class="left"> <span class="back"><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT"><span class="image mobile_back" title="Back"></span></a></span> <span class="image mobile_logo" title="Beehive Forum Logo"></span> </span> <ul> <li> <a class="reply_all" href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41492.0&return_msg=41492.16"> <span class="image mobile_reply_all"></span><span class="text">Reply to All</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="navigation" href="#"> <span class="image mobile_navigation"></span><span class="text">Show messages</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="main" href="#"><span class="image mobile_menu" title="Menu"></span> </a> </li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu main"> <ul> <li><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Messages</a></li> <li><a href="lpm.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Inbox</a></li> <li><a href="lsearch.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Search</a></li> <li><a href="llogon.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Login</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu navigation"><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41492.1">1–10</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41492.11">11–20</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41492.21">21–26</a></div> <div id="page_content"> <h3 class="thread_title"><a href="index.php?webtag=DEFAULT&amp;msg=41492.16">So long, and thanks for all the fish</a> </h3> <div id="messages" data-navigation="41492_16_26_10"> <a name="a41492_16"></a><div class="message" id="message_41492_16"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: graphitone<span class="message_time">29 May 2015 12:34</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 29 May 2015 15:08"></span></span> <span class="message_count">16 of 26</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41492.16">41492.16</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41492.15">41492.15</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Ah, missed that one.<br /><br /> Were the tragedies that befell the shop assistants due to them having 53's phones and availing themselves of the content on there, thus incurring the Fed's wrath, or had they caught something from handling one of his possessions? He was talking about masturbating up the walls a while back, maybe there's been some backsplash onto his phone and it's caused some illnesses. <span class="emoticon e_acidcry" title="T_T"><span class="e__">T_T</span></span> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41492.16&return_msg=41492.16" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="41492.16"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a41492_17"></a><div class="message" id="message_41492_17"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)<span class="message_time">29 May 2015 14:48</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 29 May 2015 15:08"></span></span> <span class="message_count">17 of 26</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41492.17">41492.17</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41492.15">41492.15</a></div> <div class="message_body"> It occurs to me that someone in one of those shops who has a beef (or just a prankster) got his login offa one of those phones...<br /><br /> <span class="emoticon e_alien" title="=:)"><span class="e__">=:)</span></span> <span class="emoticon e_devil" title="(devil)"><span class="e__">(devil)</span></span> <span class="emoticon e_smile_big_nose" title=":O)"><span class="e__">:O)</span></span> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41492.17&return_msg=41492.16" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="41492.17"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a41492_18"></a><div class="message" id="message_41492_18"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)<span class="message_time">29 May 2015 15:15</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: graphitone <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 29 May 2015 18:05"></span></span> <span class="message_count">18 of 26</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41492.18">41492.18</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41492.16#a41492_16" target="_self">41492.16</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I think it was because the shop assistants were helping him with his communications, aiding and abetting his subversive and non-conformist lifestyle. But I'm not sure if 'they' are the Feds, MI5, or the British Cleaners Association.<br /><br /> I hadn't even thought of the backsplash, so thanks for bringing that up (nj). No, really, thank you.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41492.18&return_msg=41492.16" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="41492.18"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a41492_19"></a><div class="message" id="message_41492_19"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: graphitone<span class="message_time">29 May 2015 18:08</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 29 May 2015 18:12"></span></span> <span class="message_count">19 of 26</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41492.19">41492.19</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41492.16#a41492_18" target="_self">41492.18</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <span class="emoticon e_tsmile" title=":T"><span class="e__">:T</span></span></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41492.19&return_msg=41492.16" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="41492.19"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 41492.20 was deleted</div> <a name="a41492_21"></a><div class="message" id="message_41492_21"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)<span class="message_time">29 May 2015 19:23</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: graphitone <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 29 May 2015 19:44"></span></span> <span class="message_count">21 of 26</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41492.21">41492.21</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Et tu?</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41492.21&return_msg=41492.16" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="41492.21"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a41492_22"></a><div class="message" id="message_41492_22"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: fixrman<span class="message_time">30 May 2015 10:59</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: JonCooper <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Jun 2015 21:55"></span></span> <span class="message_count">22 of 26</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41492.22">41492.22</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41492.11">41492.11</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Nah, he's quite dialed-in. I think it may be the speedballs... vodka gimlets... or a large brick of Panama Red.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41492.22&return_msg=41492.16" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="41492.22"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a41492_23"></a><div class="message" id="message_41492_23"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)<span class="message_time">30 May 2015 14:20</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: fixrman <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 30 May 2015 17:47"></span></span> <span class="message_count">23 of 26</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41492.23">41492.23</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41492.16#a41492_22" target="_self">41492.22</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Morning deletions are a signifier of late night drunk posting.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41492.23&return_msg=41492.16" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="41492.23"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a41492_24"></a><div class="message" id="message_41492_24"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: fixrman<span class="message_time">30 May 2015 17:48</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 30 May 2015 22:04"></span></span> <span class="message_count">24 of 26</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41492.24">41492.24</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41492.16#a41492_23" target="_self">41492.23</a></div> <div class="message_body"> He must be going to the sherry parties in Horncastle then.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41492.24&return_msg=41492.16" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="41492.24"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a41492_25"></a><div class="message" id="message_41492_25"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 1 Jun 2015 22:55</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Jun 2015 04:58"></span></span> <span class="message_count">25 of 26</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41492.25">41492.25</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41492.1">41492.1</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Only known victim of the Kent earthquake. Ironic, really.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41492.25&return_msg=41492.16" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="41492.25"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="41492.26" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>