Presumably, she wouldn't entertain him.
Can I have a lesbian kebab?
I don't think I've ever actually had a late night kebab. Or maybe only once. Chips or a burger I might buy instead.
All of a sudden, I was haunted by Jade Goody's infamous quote.
Something about kebabs or lesbians?
Kebabs. More specifically, her "kebab".
The fact that you know that quote...
On a side subject, I've found that one of the benefits of having a wife is that I buy far less useless tat nowadays.
I said TAT.
In all honesty I never watched BB, least of all /that/ episode. But it became quite famous shortly afterwards. For some reason.