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Next time make a drone to fly up there or something. Glad you're not dead, by the way. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41243.7&return_msg=41243.7" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="41243.7"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a41243_8"></a><div class="message" id="message_41243_8"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Chris (CHRISSS)<span class="message_time">14 Oct 2014 20:11</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 14 Oct 2014 21:08"></span></span> <span class="message_count">8 of 68</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41243.8">41243.8</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41243.1">41243.1</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Oh my. Hope you'll be back to working order soon. <br /> <br /> I'm not scared of heights but I don't feel safe working on ladders. Always feel like one wrong move and I'll be dead. Get your quadcopter to clean them out next time.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41243.8&return_msg=41243.7" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="41243.8"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a41243_9"></a><div class="message" id="message_41243_9"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time">14 Oct 2014 20:34</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 14 Oct 2014 21:08"></span></span> <span class="message_count">9 of 68</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41243.9">41243.9</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41243.1">41243.1</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Yeesh - hope you're on the mend.<br /><br /> Meanwhile, why hasn't anyone invented a drone that can clean gutters? I was seriously considering it a while back, since I live on the top floor of a three-storey building. Quadracopter which lowers a little bulldozer into the gutter, and picks it up when it's done.<br /> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41243.9&return_msg=41243.7" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="41243.9"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a41243_10"></a><div class="message" id="message_41243_10"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: johngti_mk-ii<span class="message_time">14 Oct 2014 20:38</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 14 Oct 2014 21:08"></span></span> <span class="message_count">10 of 68</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41243.10">41243.10</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41243.1">41243.1</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Mend soon ken. And broken your back in two places? Just avoid those places in future <span class="emoticon e_wink" title=";)"><span class="e__">;)</span></span></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41243.10&return_msg=41243.7" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="41243.10"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a41243_11"></a><div class="message" id="message_41243_11"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)<span class="message_time">14 Oct 2014 20:41</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 14 Oct 2014 21:08"></span></span> <span class="message_count">11 of 68</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41243.11">41243.11</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41243.1">41243.1</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Was it a quadcopter? Did it take you for a swim?</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41243.11&return_msg=41243.7" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="41243.11"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a41243_12"></a><div class="message" id="message_41243_12"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)<span class="message_time">14 Oct 2014 20:43</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 14 Oct 2014 21:34"></span></span> <span class="message_count">12 of 68</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41243.12">41243.12</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41243.7#a41243_9" target="_self">41243.9</a></div> <div class="message_body"> It would probably be better to make self-cleaning gutters, with flamethrowers or boiling acid.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41243.12&return_msg=41243.7" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="41243.12"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a41243_13"></a><div class="message" id="message_41243_13"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">14 Oct 2014 20:46</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">13 of 68</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41243.13">41243.13</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Gutters don't break people's necks. Dumbass clown-footed people break people's necks.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41243.13&return_msg=41243.7" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="41243.13"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a41243_14"></a><div class="message" id="message_41243_14"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: koswix<span class="message_time">14 Oct 2014 21:04</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 14 Oct 2014 21:08"></span></span> <span class="message_count">14 of 68</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41243.14">41243.14</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41243.1">41243.1</a></div> <div class="message_body"> That's nothing. I was tightening up a caliper retaining bolt when the socket slipped off the nut and I punched myself full in the face. Got a right big egg on my forehead. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41243.14&return_msg=41243.7" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="41243.14"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a41243_15"></a><div class="message" id="message_41243_15"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: patch<span class="message_time">14 Oct 2014 21:29</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 14 Oct 2014 22:43"></span></span> <span class="message_count">15 of 68</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41243.15">41243.15</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41243.1">41243.1</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Only an 8 foot drop? No wonder you Mericans wear all that padding when you're trying to play rugby.<br /><br /> Take this as a lesson, though. You're not supposed to do that kind of stuff yourself. You're supposed to get an immigrant to do it for you.<br /><br /> Get well soon, though. And make sure you use it as an excuse for getting out of just about anything. "Empty the dishwasher? Are you mad, woman? I've got a broken back!" "No, I couldn't possibly go to that meeting. I've broken my back." etc etc</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41243.15&return_msg=41243.7" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="41243.15"> <span class="rating">+1/1</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a41243_16"></a><div class="message" id="message_41243_16"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)<span class="message_time">14 Oct 2014 21:45</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 14 Oct 2014 22:43"></span></span> <span class="message_count">16 of 68</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41243.16">41243.16</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41243.1">41243.1</a></div> <div class="message_body"> See, this is why I don't use ladders. <span class="emoticon e_csad" title=":C"><span class="e__">:C</span></span> <br /><br />{{{Ken}}}</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41243.16&return_msg=41243.7" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="41243.16"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="41243.17" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>