If you can wait a month, we might be in a position to ask the Scottish government if they can help. Stands to reason it'd be a good shout, what with the expertise in cloning*, odd animals** and miniaturisation*** we have in Scotland.
*Dolly the Sheep
**Haggis, Nessie, Dolly the Sheep
***Ronnie Corbett
But then they'd all be sleekit and timorous.
Didn't your Scottish miniaturisation experiments lead to that whole Krankies thing? I would've thought it strictly verboten since that happened.
Mouse seems to be doing some sort of experiment. Just not sure if it's miniaturisation or giganticising (that's now a word).
Good point! Mouse, get some animals into this experiment!
And Shetland ponies!
Sounds like a plan. You need to start campaigning for 'Yes'.
Ponies are effete affectations of the bourgoisie. Political correctness gone mad. We want mini-dinosaurs and we cannot lie.
I'll ask everyone I know to vote Yes because I want miniature dinosaurs. (Rather than asking them to vote Yes because I believe it's an opportunity for a more progressive and socially democratic nation which better suits the needs of the people, like I've been doing just now).
I am entirely for 'Yes' for all of the reasons you said. Unfortunately you'll saddle us with a permanent Tory government. So fuck you.
That's my issue with this independence thing. Love them to vote Yes for their own benefit but it fucks us when it comes to our parliament.