I've emailed Monsanto about this on numerous* occasions and they've simply shown no willingness to co-operate. I think we may have to find an even more evil corporation to partner with, any suggestions?
* one is a number.
Philip Morris? You must have some influence there.
Should we perhaps go with a government? Maybe if we include some sort of spying ability, we could get funding from the NSA.
If you can wait a month, we might be in a position to ask the Scottish government if they can help. Stands to reason it'd be a good shout, what with the expertise in cloning*, odd animals** and miniaturisation*** we have in Scotland.
*Dolly the Sheep
**Haggis, Nessie, Dolly the Sheep
***Ronnie Corbett
But then they'd all be sleekit and timorous.
Didn't your Scottish miniaturisation experiments lead to that whole Krankies thing? I would've thought it strictly verboten since that happened.
Mouse seems to be doing some sort of experiment. Just not sure if it's miniaturisation or giganticising (that's now a word).
Good point! Mouse, get some animals into this experiment!
And Shetland ponies!
Sounds like a plan. You need to start campaigning for 'Yes'.
Ponies are effete affectations of the bourgoisie. Political correctness gone mad. We want mini-dinosaurs and we cannot lie.