<channels Blackadder> A THOUSAND POUNDS.
I'd sort that out for 50 brick too. But I don't touch BDSM. You'll have to get in someone qualified for that.
I googled for Bing the other day :'D
Was it a joyous experience?
No, not really. Can't say it was particularly educational either. At least not in a my-life-is-enriched kind of way.
Ah, you'd be wanting to do the Google /image/ search then.
Well that /was/ educational, in a my-life-is-unenriched kind of way. (fail)