I think it's magic that every time I post a question here the answer comes right after!
Turns out they had changed IP schema recently and didn't fix the reverse lookup zones to reflect that change. I have that shit working now!
I'm glad. I didn't know what the fuck you were talking about, though.
Well then maybe I should have you log into this server and fuck with the DNS!
Yeah, you might be over qualified! Let me see if I can find something at the zoo with some free time!