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<body> <div id="header"> <span class="left"> <span class="back"><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT"><span class="image mobile_back" title="Back"></span></a></span> <span class="image mobile_logo" title="Beehive Forum Logo"></span> </span> <ul> <li> <a class="reply_all" href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=40859.0&return_msg=40859.2"> <span class="image mobile_reply_all"></span><span class="text">Reply to All</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="navigation" href="#"> <span class="image mobile_navigation"></span><span class="text">Show messages</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="main" href="#"><span class="image mobile_menu" title="Menu"></span> </a> </li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu main"> <ul> <li><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Messages</a></li> <li><a href="lpm.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Inbox</a></li> <li><a href="lsearch.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Search</a></li> <li><a href="llogon.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Login</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu navigation"><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=40859.1">1–6</a></div> <div id="page_content"> <h3 class="thread_title"><a href="index.php?webtag=DEFAULT&amp;msg=40859.2">Mindfuck terminal in a browser</a> </h3> <div id="messages" data-navigation="40859_2_6_10"> <a name="a40859_2"></a><div class="message" id="message_40859_2"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)<span class="message_time"> 5 Jan 2014 14:52</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 5 Jan 2014 15:04"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2 of 6</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=40859.2">40859.2</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=40859.1">40859.1</a></div> <div class="message_body"> You do realise that since this "World-class Java-based SSH2 client" is written in Java, 'mindfuck' comes as part of the 'user experience'? In order to get it to work, you may well have to pull out some or all of your pubic hair. It may grow back.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=40859.2&return_msg=40859.2" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="40859.2"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a40859_3"></a><div class="message" id="message_40859_3"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)<span class="message_time"> 5 Jan 2014 15:04</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 5 Jan 2014 15:07"></span></span> <span class="message_count">3 of 6</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=40859.3">40859.3</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=40859.2#a40859_2" target="_self">40859.2</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Nah, I tried that.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=40859.3&return_msg=40859.2" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="40859.3"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a40859_4"></a><div class="message" id="message_40859_4"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)<span class="message_time"> 5 Jan 2014 15:09</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 5 Jan 2014 17:16"></span></span> <span class="message_count">4 of 6</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=40859.4">40859.4</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=40859.2#a40859_3" target="_self">40859.3</a></div> <div class="message_body"> You may need to update/downgrade your Java client to one that accepts pubes for this app.<br /><br /> There is actually a major international chemical database, used for mandatory regulatory compliance, that is based on Java and regularly gets butt-fucked by Java updates. Oh the hilarity!<br /></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=40859.4&return_msg=40859.2" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="40859.4"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a40859_5"></a><div class="message" id="message_40859_5"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)<span class="message_time"> 5 Jan 2014 16:15</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 5 Jan 2014 19:19"></span></span> <span class="message_count">5 of 6</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=40859.5">40859.5</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=40859.2#a40859_4" target="_self">40859.4</a></div> <div class="message_body"> One of my favorite things to hate is the Cisco SDM software. It only runs on Java from the '50's I think. I guess Cisco is too busy making back doors for the NSA to actually fix their shitty software for the current malenia.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=40859.5&return_msg=40859.2" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="40859.5"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a40859_6"></a><div class="message" id="message_40859_6"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)<span class="message_time"> 5 Jan 2014 17:18</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 5 Jan 2014 19:19"></span></span> <span class="message_count">6 of 6</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=40859.6">40859.6</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=40859.2#a40859_4" target="_self">40859.4</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I think it's probably working, but there's some security hoops I'd have to jump through in order to tell (effectively rendering it useless, AFAICT).</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=40859.6&return_msg=40859.2" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="40859.6"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> </div> </body>