Where are the pics, then?
Where the fuck was the press release? That's the problem right there!
Are you thinking there are pictures attached to your posts...?
Huh? I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!
Next time I will take a self-portrait as I do it, then write the stories for stupid lazy buggers who don't bother doing any workdo a press release.
Couldn't you turn them off and have the ceremony all over again this time with the self timer involved? Presumably there's multiple chances to do this as they'll turn the lights off anyway before going to bed?
That's a great idea! No one needs to know he's already lit them! You sir are a genius!