It's probably for cutting the throat of people who say "piece of kit", or possibly for gutting fish!
Ant, how boring! It can be much more than a letter opener!
Maybe it's used to crowbar some form of support from Dell if you ever need it.
I think it needs to be bigger for that. I could probably use my printer to threaten them, if I could lift it high enough!
Good luck getting on a plane with that!
Does it have a red felt pen tucked away somewhere to colour in the thermometer?
I thought you were to fill it with blood sweat and tears?