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Do you have a belt color? eh, um colour?</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=40101.64&return_msg=40101.64" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="40101.64"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a40101_65"></a><div class="message" id="message_40101_65"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: johngti_mk-ii<span class="message_time"> 2 Dec 2012 10:31</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Dec 2012 10:32"></span></span> <span class="message_count">65 of 85</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=40101.65">40101.65</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=40101.64#a40101_64" target="_self">40101.64</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Well done ken - proud of you, mate. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=40101.65&return_msg=40101.64" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="40101.65"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a40101_66"></a><div class="message" id="message_40101_66"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: patch<span class="message_time"> 2 Dec 2012 15:00</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: graphitone <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Dec 2012 20:12"></span></span> <span class="message_count">66 of 85</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=40101.66">40101.66</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=40101.63">40101.63</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I could kick someone inna face fairly hard, too, and I haven't had to do a single karate lesson.<br /><br /> Well, kicking them inna face would involve them lying down first, but I reckon I could definitely reach as high as almost everyone's knee.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=40101.66&return_msg=40101.64" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="40101.66"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a40101_67"></a><div class="message" id="message_40101_67"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: graphitone<span class="message_time"> 2 Dec 2012 20:16</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: patch <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Dec 2012 20:22"></span></span> <span class="message_count">67 of 85</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=40101.67">40101.67</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=40101.64#a40101_66" target="_self">40101.66</a></div> <div class="message_body"> My instructor's 6'4 and I've kicked him in the face before. I'm a comparative short arse at 6'1.<br /><br /> TBH it's all worthless flashiness. In a real life fight, you'd kick low, take out a knee and leggit.<br /><br /> Ken - I'm a first dan, got my black belt nearly 2 years ago and currently cribbing up to take my second at some point next year. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=40101.67&return_msg=40101.64" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="40101.67"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a40101_68"></a><div class="message" id="message_40101_68"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: patch<span class="message_time"> 2 Dec 2012 20:23</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: graphitone <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Dec 2012 20:41"></span></span> <span class="message_count">68 of 85</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=40101.68">40101.68</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=40101.64#a40101_67" target="_self">40101.67</a></div> <div class="message_body"> During the fighting bit of my Police training, the first thing we were taught to do was the schoolyard trick of going for a dead leg. But I think that was only because we were supposed to treat easily-damaged areas like joints, groin and skull as last resort targets.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=40101.68&return_msg=40101.64" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="40101.68"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a40101_69"></a><div class="message" id="message_40101_69"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: graphitone<span class="message_time"> 2 Dec 2012 20:56</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: patch <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Dec 2012 20:56"></span></span> <span class="message_count">69 of 85</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=40101.69">40101.69</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=40101.64#a40101_68" target="_self">40101.68</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Fair enough, but wouldn't say the skull was easy to damage (at least with bare fists, a police baton might be a different story), it's a huge piece of bone that's not very easy on the knuckle - obviously there's soft spots, but some people have very large foreheads:<br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://nerdnirvana.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/the-thing.jpg" style="width:500px;height:375px;" /></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=40101.69&return_msg=40101.64" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="40101.69"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a40101_70"></a><div class="message" id="message_40101_70"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: patch<span class="message_time"> 2 Dec 2012 20:58</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: graphitone <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 3 Dec 2012 10:13"></span></span> <span class="message_count">70 of 85</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=40101.70">40101.70</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=40101.64#a40101_69" target="_self">40101.69</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Bare fists? We left that for the customers, if they wanted to break their knuckles. We used truncheons and batons. Much more sensible.<br /><br /> Cracker of a picture, by the way.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=40101.70&return_msg=40101.64" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="40101.70"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a40101_71"></a><div class="message" id="message_40101_71"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)<span class="message_time"> 2 Dec 2012 20:59</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: graphitone <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 3 Dec 2012 10:13"></span></span> <span class="message_count">71 of 85</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=40101.71">40101.71</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=40101.64#a40101_69" target="_self">40101.69</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Hotlinking has been disabled at nerdnirvana.org, apparently.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=40101.71&return_msg=40101.64" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="40101.71"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a40101_72"></a><div class="message" id="message_40101_72"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: graphitone<span class="message_time"> 3 Dec 2012 10:15</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 3 Dec 2012 10:20"></span></span> <span class="message_count">72 of 85</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=40101.72">40101.72</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=40101.64#a40101_71" target="_self">40101.71</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <span class="emoticon e_fail" title="(fail)"><span class="e__">(fail)</span></span> gah. It could've been worse - I've had bad experiences with horse genitalia in the past. (NJ). </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=40101.72&return_msg=40101.64" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="40101.72"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a40101_73"></a><div class="message" id="message_40101_73"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)<span class="message_time"> 3 Dec 2012 10:21</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: graphitone <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 3 Dec 2012 11:09"></span></span> <span class="message_count">73 of 85</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=40101.73">40101.73</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=40101.64#a40101_72" target="_self">40101.72</a></div> <div class="message_body"> You and X3n both</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=40101.73&return_msg=40101.64" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="40101.73"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="40101.74" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>