Ahhh well, being a Microsoft shill he can afford it. It does mean that Greg'n'Kos will have to find someone else to freeload off though.
My laptop's been despatched! In fact it might be waiting for me at hone right now! But I'm in the pub, spending the rest of Rendle's money!
He likes to see it being put to good use. That makes him happy.
Unfortunately the wireless MS keyboard & mouse he bought me is fucked - bunch of keys don't work on the keyboard and the mouse tracking speed is slloooooooow, even with sensitivity turned up to maximum. Thanks, Rendle.
Those were new? How the fuck, in this day and age, does someone fuck up a keyboard and mouse? Must have been a Microsoft product where they attempted to improve it by breaking shit and calling it new. We're they keys all changed around?
It was a brand new, boxed item. Tried it on a friends laptop today and confirmed that the keys were fucked. RMA number obtained and it'll be going back on Monday. Cunts.
That's pretty bad. If you set out to make a keyboard and fuck it up I think it's time to find something a little less difficult. Maybe mowing laws or shoveling snow.
Yeah, I forgot to add that his happiness is derived from being a spiteful little sod.