It's different when it's a royal, though.
But he's ugly. And ginger.
His tits aren't particularly *ahem* titillating...
But, to be fair, neither are hers.
seems the French courts are on their side now
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You show a familiarity with porn stars that speaks volumes about your social life.
And dead porn stars at that. Speaks even bigger volumes, Mr T.
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