Nigel will never be one of us.
Sadly he isn't even one of 'them'.
:((
you're all arseholes :Y
Bet you wish you were an arsehole.
It gives me something to strive for. Tomorrow is another day, and one day I might, just might, be an arsehole.
We can help you, Mr. B. Reach out to us.
<reaches out />
<touches someone's hand />
<hopes it is a hand />
<takes hand away>
<arsehole smile>
Someone with a rich tapestry of knowledge and experience would probably know that it's "teetotal", not "tea total", which is an extreme afternoon beverage.
Well, doesn't that pedantry look nice after all that touchy-feely ostrich-feather-for-the-soul nonsense. I stand by it, though.