Man, I'd wear that as jewellery.
You'd probably look a bit of an arse, tbh.
Well, at least people would be warned.
I'm having a pudendum modelled on my forehead a la Stellarc's arm-ear, on a similar principle.
I was going to say that somewhere reachable might be better. But maybe you can :O
My gob's already in the same vicinity...
Yeah but this way you could use the phone at the same time.
Whilst I recognise the honourable nature of his intentions, an arm vagina is a poor excuse, easily hidden by any long sleeved shirt generous enough in its cut to accommodate panty pads. Real men have forehead vaginas.