OMG, how coud I have been so short-sighted? It's a sad truther that that beer is no longer here. But it was lovely while it lasted. The reality may have been fleeting, but at least we had Paris.
Of course, the cover up.
The good news is that you can carry on feeling all smug and in the know while I carry on dismissing all claims that come my way without a single shred of proof. You're no better than the average creationist, really.