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href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=38776.1">1–10</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=38776.11">11–20</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=38776.41">41–44</a></div> <div id="page_content"> <h3 class="thread_title"><a href="index.php?webtag=DEFAULT&amp;msg=38776.5">Welcome to Dreamland</a> </h3> <div id="messages" data-navigation="38776_5_44_10"> <div class="message"> Message 38776.5 was deleted</div> <a name="a38776_6"></a><div class="message" id="message_38776_6"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: graphitone<span class="message_time"> 8 Aug 2011 07:02</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: xixi (XIXIXIXI) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 8 Aug 2011 07:25"></span></span> <span class="message_count">6 of 44</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=38776.6">38776.6</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=38776.5#a38776_5" target="_self">38776.5</a></div> <div class="message_body"> So, er, how /do/ you pronouce your name without spitting all over the person next to you?</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=38776.6&return_msg=38776.5" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="38776.6"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a38776_7"></a><div class="message" id="message_38776_7"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)<span class="message_time"> 8 Aug 2011 07:44</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 8 Aug 2011 11:59"></span></span> <span class="message_count">7 of 44</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=38776.7">38776.7</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=38776.3">38776.3</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Finally something we can agree on: the sanctity of bacon.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=38776.7&return_msg=38776.5" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="38776.7"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a38776_8"></a><div class="message" id="message_38776_8"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)<span class="message_time"> 8 Aug 2011 07:45</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: graphitone <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 8 Aug 2011 08:12"></span></span> <span class="message_count">8 of 44</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=38776.8">38776.8</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=38776.5#a38776_6" target="_self">38776.6</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I think it's pronounced 'arsewipe', as in 'spambot'.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=38776.8&return_msg=38776.5" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="38776.8"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 38776.9 was deleted</div> <a name="a38776_10"></a><div class="message" id="message_38776_10"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: graphitone<span class="message_time"> 8 Aug 2011 08:21</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 8 Aug 2011 13:02"></span></span> <span class="message_count">10 of 44</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=38776.10">38776.10</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=38776.5#a38776_8" target="_self">38776.8</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>They're just not trying anymore, it's not even an interesting read <span class="emoticon e_sad" title=":("><span class="e__">:(</span></span> - One of my more menial jobs at work is to go through the emails caught in the spam filter looking for anything legitimate that needs forwarding on. You can imagine some of the crap that gets stopped is at least funny, but I had one this morning that came in from a randomly generated email address and the message content was just a 'h'. </p> <p> </p> <p>What's the fecking point, even for a spam email that's piss poor.</p></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=38776.10&return_msg=38776.5" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="38776.10"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a38776_11"></a><div class="message" id="message_38776_11"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)<span class="message_time"> 8 Aug 2011 13:03</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: graphitone <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 8 Aug 2011 14:52"></span></span> <span class="message_count">11 of 44</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=38776.11">38776.11</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=38776.5#a38776_10" target="_self">38776.10</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Yes, it feels slmost tossed off, as it were.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=38776.11&return_msg=38776.5" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="38776.11"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a38776_12"></a><div class="message" id="message_38776_12"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: graphitone<span class="message_time"> 8 Aug 2011 14:55</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 8 Aug 2011 15:13"></span></span> <span class="message_count">12 of 44</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=38776.12">38776.12</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=38776.5#a38776_11" target="_self">38776.11</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>I long for the spam emails of old with tales of lanquid blonde russians all wanting to be your bride, with many pictures attached. </p> <p> </p> <p>At least they were stimulating in some way(s). (YJ)</p></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=38776.12&return_msg=38776.5" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="38776.12"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a38776_13"></a><div class="message" id="message_38776_13"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)<span class="message_time"> 8 Aug 2011 15:13</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: graphitone <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 8 Aug 2011 19:09"></span></span> <span class="message_count">13 of 44</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=38776.13">38776.13</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=38776.5#a38776_12" target="_self">38776.12</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Sadly, none of my luscious paramours sent photographs to 'expedite the transaction'. Or it could be that I was blocking hosted images in emails.</p> <p> </p> <p>Nevermind, I suspect that my wife would've taken a dim view of my taking a Russian bride anyway.</p></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=38776.13&return_msg=38776.5" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="38776.13"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a38776_14"></a><div class="message" id="message_38776_14"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: graphitone<span class="message_time"> 8 Aug 2011 19:10</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 8 Aug 2011 19:10"></span></span> <span class="message_count">14 of 44</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=38776.14">38776.14</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=38776.5#a38776_13" target="_self">38776.13</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Would your would-be Russian bride take an even dimmer view of you already /having/ a wife?</p> <p> </p> <p>You didn't think of poor Olga did you, when you exchanged those vows?</p></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=38776.14&return_msg=38776.5" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="38776.14"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="38776.15" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>