I'm not going to marry you.
Correct vowels are important! :P
Ah, yup I sure do. I can't even copy and paste correctly. I fail at internets!
Cow and horse shit are less foul because they're vegetarian. It's summat to do with meat proteins IIRC. OTOH, vegetarians (at least human ones) fart more thereby adding to global warming (possibly untrue). There's no easy answer but death.
In that case we can blame the shitty dog food we feed 'em. That's nearly as nasty as the poop that comes out the other end.
Possibly so, but I suspect that dog shit smells like dog shit no matter what they eat. There may be vary degress of foul, but they should all be shot, along with their owners, anyway.