You harass notch until he adds proper birds to the game, and not just flightless chickens.
Or, until then, you make a giant inanimate containing either a
jukebox or a few
note blocks surrounded by wool.
And then you shout at the person who made me
go and do that, except I forgot what type of bird it was going to be, so it's more of a songduck.
:@
HAPPY NOW?
:@