Aww :(
I might phone Virgin tomorrow and tell them to come and install the 50MB line until they've got the 100MB up and running - that would double my upload to 1.5Mbit, going to 5Mbit when they do their free upgrade thing (whenever they get round to that).
Jon, Patch, Xen - feel free to Op anyone if they need it (press T to talk then /op [username]), then they can use the /tp [your username] [other persons username] command to teleport out of mines when they are stuck :$