I can't guarantee that I can attend any of those, unfortunately, so I suppose it really doesn't matter to me. I'll be in Iraq. I guess we're supposed to have internet there, but one never knows until one arrives.
Incidentally I think that invading some sort of idiotic pro-American forum on the 11th of September is brilliant. Which means either that I'm sick and twisted, or that enough time has passed that it's okay to joke about the attacks.