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From: y2rich
19 Oct 2009 15:28
To: ALL
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Fucking northerners
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)
19 Oct 2009 16:11
To: ANT_THOMAS
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Oh dear, I hope your knowledge of chemistry is better than your language skills or you'll be joining Greg on his Noddy no-hope-of-a-job course.
From: ANT_THOMAS
19 Oct 2009 16:36
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)
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It's not much better, but just enough to get by.
From: DrBoff (BOFF)
19 Oct 2009 16:44
To: y2rich
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Yes, suvveners all speak proper, like.
From: y2rich
19 Oct 2009 16:57
To: DrBoff (BOFF)
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I don't speak proper. I say "Rasscle" rather than "Rarscle" (sp: Rascal) and "Garidge" rather than "Gararge" (Garage).
Probably a few more examples but I just fancied baiting the northerners a bit earlier.
EDITED: 19 Oct 2009 17:14 by Y2RICH
From: DrBoff (BOFF)
19 Oct 2009 16:59
To: y2rich
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What in fuck is a rasscle?
From: DrBoff (BOFF)
19 Oct 2009 17:04
To: DrBoff (BOFF)
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Oh rascal. Haha.
From: y2rich
19 Oct 2009 17:14
To: DrBoff (BOFF)
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Indeed. Fuck knows what I thought I was spelling then. I shall edit forthwith.
Was the name of a pub at Uni which was frequented by a large proportion of northerners who laughed at me for saying "rarscle".
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N)
19 Oct 2009 18:04
To: ALL
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I leave you alone for one day and look what happens.
As a midlander, I am clearly utterly objective in this matter and can therefore conclusively reveal to you, here tonight, the correct pronunciations of various words:
1. Castle is pronounced castle and
not
car-sul.
2. Grass is pronounced grass and not grarse.
3. Bath is pronounced bath and not barth.
You may notice that, in many of these cases, the clue is in the spelling.
Now, that aside, I think all will agree that I do indeed have a dull and indecipherable voice. Not really down to my accent, more my actual voice itself. Which is a shame, as I'd quite like to do presenting.
Mouse would be fucking great as a presenter, I feel. He has a good clear voice and is witty/funny with it. He obviously has the advantage of not sounding like a southerner, but I am not judging on those criteria.
Sinky would be an
ideal
presenter because he has a sexy voice and everyone in the world would listen just to hear him and possibly masturbate. Unfortunately I doubt he'd do it.
I like Ant's voice but that's probably just cos he sounds quite hard like he'd twat you as soon as look at you. I respect that.
Who else is in the running? I want to judge voices. I like judging things.
From: DrBoff (BOFF)
19 Oct 2009 18:06
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N)
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Fuck you.