I shall believe that when I see it.
Been using the whole data entity framework / ESQL thing lately, which is sooooo painful it's untrue. The only other ORM type affair I've used in a production setting is ActiveRecord, and though I whined a bit about that, I never shall again.
"What, you want to use a view? Then you shall have to manually write this 2000 line XML file, and a pox on you! Also, do not try to use the edmx in the editor, or I shall overwrite all of that handcoded XML of yours. Thank Christ you use subversion."