Give the poor sod a chance, he's only had 9 days, 10 years and 42 minutes.
It's like they say in those Guinness and Heinz adverts. and you know what KJ's like - such a lightweight it only takes the slightest whiff of ketchup to have him squirming on the floor hallucinating about how Diego the chippie is a woman and flirting with him.