You can pray to me whenever you like. Just make sure the post is addressed to me, or I'll probably miss it and be unable to grant/deny your requests.
It's not not knowing everything, it's prioritising everything I know that takes more effort than I'm prepared to expend.
Verily it has been said that my God is a lazy cunt.
Watch it, or you're going on my list.
What list is that, the H-list? As in the Hell List?
No, it's the Hull list.
Ahahaha.
British joke there.