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<body> <div id="header"> <span class="left"> <span class="back"><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT"><span class="image mobile_back" title="Back"></span></a></span> <span class="image mobile_logo" title="Beehive Forum Logo"></span> </span> <ul> <li> <a class="reply_all" href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=27523.0&return_msg=27523.1"> <span class="image mobile_reply_all"></span><span class="text">Reply to All</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="navigation" href="#"> <span class="image mobile_navigation"></span><span class="text">Show messages</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="main" href="#"><span class="image mobile_menu" title="Menu"></span> </a> </li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu main"> <ul> <li><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Messages</a></li> <li><a href="lpm.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Inbox</a></li> <li><a href="lsearch.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Search</a></li> <li><a href="llogon.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Login</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu navigation"><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=27523.1">1–10</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=27523.11">11–20</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=27523.31">31–40</a></div> <div id="page_content"> <h3 class="thread_title"><a href="index.php?webtag=DEFAULT&amp;msg=27523.1">Dave!!</a> </h3> <div id="messages" data-navigation="27523_1_40_10"> <a name="a27523_1"></a><div class="message" id="message_27523_1"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: UNITRIGGER (TRIGGERUNI)<span class="message_time">13 Oct 2005 14:08</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">1 of 40</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=27523.1">27523.1</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>I need favour?</p> <p> </p> <p>If you can list all the troubleshooting queries you have for anyday of any week. This week or next week. Im not gonn ask you to do one for tomorow as its Friday. Maybe one day of next week, yeah?</p> <p> </p> <p>Just list all the User queries you get for one day.</p> <p> </p> <p>THanks. I will buy you a pressy if you do it.</p> <p> </p> <p>Ta.</p></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=27523.1&return_msg=27523.1" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="27523.1"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a27523_2"></a><div class="message" id="message_27523_2"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Dave!!<span class="message_time">13 Oct 2005 14:43</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: UNITRIGGER (TRIGGERUNI) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Oct 2005 15:09"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2 of 40</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=27523.2">27523.2</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=27523.1#a27523_1" target="_self">27523.1</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>I can go back through our helpdesk logs for a week and post some of the problems up? Not sure exactly how it'll help though, the important thing is knowing about Windows and other software, apps, networking and hardware stuff rather than looking at individual problems.</p> <p> </p> <p>In fact, here's a selection from the last week or so. I've removed all of the basic "Reset my password please" ones.</p> <p> </p> <p>1) Enable network port 3021<br /> 2) User can't save files on the share drive. Claims files are read only, colleagues can save files with no problems<br /> 3) A3 Printer on third floor is creasing pages as they print.<br /> 4) New user needs setting up on Lotus Notes<br /> 5) WVDC Address book not showing up in Notes for a particular user<br /> 6) PC won't boot. Complains about missing NTLDR file.<br /> 7) Upgrade memory of all Benefits PCs to 512MB and re-audit<br /> <span class="emoticon e_shadeshead" title="8)"><span class="e__">8)</span></span> Install Colour Business Inkjet drivers onto users PC<br /> 9) Swap 2 PCs over.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=27523.2&return_msg=27523.1" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="27523.2"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a27523_3"></a><div class="message" id="message_27523_3"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: lp<span class="message_time">13 Oct 2005 14:54</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: UNITRIGGER (TRIGGERUNI) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Oct 2005 15:09"></span></span> <span class="message_count">3 of 40</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=27523.3">27523.3</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=27523.1#a27523_1" target="_self">27523.1</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Email's fucked</p> <p> </p> <p>Paul, the email's still fucked</p> <p> </p> <p>The email's fucked</p> <p> </p> <p>Paul, the email's still fucked.</p> <p> </p> <p>That's about it.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=27523.3&return_msg=27523.1" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="27523.3"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 27523.4 was deleted</div> <a name="a27523_5"></a><div class="message" id="message_27523_5"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: UNITRIGGER (TRIGGERUNI)<span class="message_time">13 Oct 2005 15:12</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Dave!! <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Oct 2005 15:16"></span></span> <span class="message_count">5 of 40</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=27523.5">27523.5</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=27523.1#a27523_2" target="_self">27523.2</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Is that a days work?</p> <p> </p> <p>Thats not too bad, then.</p></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=27523.5&return_msg=27523.1" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="27523.5"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a27523_6"></a><div class="message" id="message_27523_6"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Dave!!<span class="message_time">13 Oct 2005 15:17</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: UNITRIGGER (TRIGGERUNI) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 24 Oct 2005 12:29"></span></span> <span class="message_count">6 of 40</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=27523.6">27523.6</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=27523.1#a27523_5" target="_self">27523.5</a></div> <div class="message_body"> No, that's a weeks work. There's plenty of other odds and sods mind, they're just the bigger jobs from the helpdesk system. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=27523.6&return_msg=27523.1" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="27523.6"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a27523_7"></a><div class="message" id="message_27523_7"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Darren<span class="message_time">13 Oct 2005 15:20</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: UNITRIGGER (TRIGGERUNI) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 24 Oct 2005 12:29"></span></span> <span class="message_count">7 of 40</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=27523.7">27523.7</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=27523.1#a27523_1" target="_self">27523.1</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Merlin<br /> Avaya<br /> Avaya<br /> Local Printer<br /> Keyboard<br /> Novell<br /> Novell<br /> Other<br /> Monitor<br /> Novell<br /> Novell<br /> Adaware<br /> Avaya<br /> MS Outlook<br /> Photoshop<br /> Other<br /> Merlin</p> <p> </p> <p>I'm just a hardware man, so I didn't have much to do.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=27523.7&return_msg=27523.1" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="27523.7"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a27523_8"></a><div class="message" id="message_27523_8"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: A nickname is required, (IMPALERX)<span class="message_time">13 Oct 2005 18:01</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: UNITRIGGER (TRIGGERUNI) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 24 Oct 2005 12:29"></span></span> <span class="message_count">8 of 40</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=27523.8">27523.8</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=27523.1#a27523_1" target="_self">27523.1</a></div> <div class="message_body"> "How do I put an animated gif of Charlotte Church's breasts on my desktop?" </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=27523.8&return_msg=27523.1" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="27523.8"> <span class="rating">+1/1</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a27523_9"></a><div class="message" id="message_27523_9"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Stoo<span class="message_time">13 Oct 2005 21:06</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: A nickname is required, (IMPALERX) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 14 Oct 2005 01:40"></span></span> <span class="message_count">9 of 40</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=27523.9">27523.9</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=27523.1#a27523_8" target="_self">27523.8</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <img src="http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9632/church5th8kv.gif" /><br /> <br /> Hpnotic, aren't they.<br /> <br /> How she's grown........ <span class="emoticon e_heartbeat" title="(heart)"><span class="e__">(heart)</span></span> <span class="emoticon e_heartbeat" title="(heart)"><span class="e__">(heart)</span></span> <span class="emoticon e_heartbeat" title="(heart)"><span class="e__">(heart)</span></span> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=27523.9&return_msg=27523.1" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="27523.9"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a27523_10"></a><div class="message" id="message_27523_10"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Dave!!<span class="message_time">13 Oct 2005 22:19</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Stoo <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Oct 2005 23:09"></span></span> <span class="message_count">10 of 40</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=27523.10">27523.10</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=27523.1#a27523_9" target="_self">27523.9</a></div> <div class="message_body"> There /HAS/ to be some photoshopyness there. 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