Cracked my ball - Teh Forum

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I used to be able to go upto 150wpm at secondary school, but I'd need to look at the keyboard and have a clear idea of what I was typing before doing it. Now I don't need to look at the keyboard, but I can only get to around 100wpm. But it doesn't help when the text is strangely written and I am unable to anticipate what comes next... not having a backspace key is a pain also. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.741&return_msg=2226.741" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.741"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_742"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_742"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: milko<span class="message_time"> 3 Jul 2003 13:12</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 3 Jul 2003 13:15"></span></span> <span class="message_count">742 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.742">2226.742</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.741#a2226_741" target="_self">2226.741</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <img src="http://yellow5.com/pokey/archive/pokey354_3.gif" /> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.742&return_msg=2226.741" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.742"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_743"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_743"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time"> 3 Jul 2003 13:23</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: milko <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 3 Jul 2003 13:23"></span></span> <span class="message_count">743 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.743">2226.743</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.741#a2226_742" target="_self">2226.742</a></div> <div class="message_body"> *\o/* </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.743&return_msg=2226.741" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.743"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_744"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_744"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: andy<span class="message_time"> 3 Jul 2003 13:36</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Racoon <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 3 Jul 2003 14:09"></span></span> <span class="message_count">744 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.744">2226.744</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.726">2226.726</a></div> <div class="message_body"> - Test Name: Strategic Alliances with Competitors <br /> - Date: 2003-07-03 14:34 <br /> - Test Time: 01:00 <br /> - Gross Speed: 92 WPM <br /> - Errors: 1 <br /> - Accuracy: 98% <br /> <br /> - NET SPEED: 91 WPM <br /> <br /> Result: OWNED.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.744&return_msg=2226.741" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.744"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_745"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_745"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time"> 3 Jul 2003 13:43</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: andy <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 3 Jul 2003 13:48"></span></span> <span class="message_count">745 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.745">2226.745</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.741#a2226_744" target="_self">2226.744</a></div> <div class="message_body"> - 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