Is it Cheshire? Cos I can't be doing with none of that crumbly shit.
I have a small board of a variety. Take your pick.
Mmmmmmmm, Catheeedral cheddaaar :P . . .. .. .
Steve, have you got any online pictures of your balls still? One of my mates is into whittling and was interested when I said I knew a man who did ace balls. Also he wanted to know what sort of wood you used and whether you just used knives.
He uses weasels with retractable teeth.
<Pedant>Knives, dear boy, knives!</pedant>
;o)
Oooh good point, that's what I get for typing quickly when having only recently woken up. I shall edit it right away.
And adjusts the speed by twisting their Scrotums?