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other than his whittling fingers?</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2416&return_msg=2226.2414" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2416"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2417"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2417"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Mouse<span class="message_time"> 9 Sep 2009 17:30</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 9 Sep 2009 21:18"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2417 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2417">2226.2417</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Hello, I'd like to commission you to whittle me a pair of buttocks.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2417&return_msg=2226.2414" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2417"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2418"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2418"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)<span class="message_time"> 9 Sep 2009 18:49</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mouse <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 9 Sep 2009 19:35"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2418 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2418">2226.2418</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2414#a2226_2417" target="_self">2226.2417</a></div> <div class="message_body"> For a moment there my eyes saw 'll' until they focussed properly. Either way, you'll sound like you're playing the castanets when you walk.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2418&return_msg=2226.2414" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2418"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2419"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2419"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Mouse<span class="message_time"> 9 Sep 2009 19:37</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 9 Sep 2009 20:00"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2419 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2419">2226.2419</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2414#a2226_2418" target="_self">2226.2418</a></div> <div class="message_body"> That would be awesome.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2419&return_msg=2226.2414" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2419"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2420"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2420"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 9 Sep 2009 21:21</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: william <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 9 Sep 2009 22:02"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2420 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2420">2226.2420</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2414#a2226_2416" target="_self">2226.2416</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I am whittling a snail in horn and Tagua nut on an African Blackwood stand. Just got the snail's body to go. I'll post pix when it's finished.<br /> <br /> But mostly I whittle multimedia installations with GreyHair now. We're in the process of filling a bus shelter near Ricard00's gaff with CGI mermaids.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2420&return_msg=2226.2414" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2420"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2421"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2421"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 9 Sep 2009 21:23</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mouse <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 9 Sep 2009 21:30"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2421 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2421">2226.2421</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2414#a2226_2417" target="_self">2226.2417</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Everybody at the Meat will get splinters.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2421&return_msg=2226.2414" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2421"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2422"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2422"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time"> 8 Oct 2009 14:09</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 8 Oct 2009 16:55"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2422 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2422">2226.2422</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2414#a2226_2420" target="_self">2226.2420</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Can you whittle me a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma?</p> <p> </p> <p>I would prefer persimmon, on a rosewood plinth.</p> <p> </p> <p>Also, my religious observances prohibit me from paying for materials or labour.</p><div class="edit_text">EDITED: 8 Oct 2009 14:10 by RENDLE</div> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2422&return_msg=2226.2414" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2422"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2423"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2423"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 8 Oct 2009 16:57</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 8 Oct 2009 17:59"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2423 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2423">2226.2423</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2414#a2226_2422" target="_self">2226.2422</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I have knocked up a maquette in sculptor's wax and posted it into your sense of the ineffable for approval and amendments.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2423&return_msg=2226.2414" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2423"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.2424" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>