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I'm girding my loins for the wibbly body, in translucent buffalo horn.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2352&return_msg=2226.2352" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2352"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2353"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2353"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)<span class="message_time">20 Jan 2009 08:59</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 20 Jan 2009 10:43"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2353 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2353">2226.2353</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2352#a2226_2352" target="_self">2226.2352</a></div> <div class="message_body"> You mean that buffaloes have died for your whittling pleasure? YOU CALLOUS BASTARD! <span class="emoticon e_angry" title=":@"><span class="e__">:@</span></span></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2353&return_msg=2226.2352" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2353"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2354"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2354"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">20 Jan 2009 10:44</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 20 Jan 2009 15:04"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2354 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2354">2226.2354</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2352#a2226_2353" target="_self">2226.2353</a></div> <div class="message_body"> WE ATE IT ALL, even the bobbly bits.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2354&return_msg=2226.2352" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2354"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2355"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2355"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)<span class="message_time">20 Jan 2009 15:04</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 20 Jan 2009 16:01"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2355 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2355">2226.2355</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2352#a2226_2354" target="_self">2226.2354</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Oh that's alright then. As long as it died for a good cause.</p> <p> </p> <p>Hang on, feeding starving northerners is hardly a /good/ cause! <span class="emoticon e_angry" title=":@"><span class="e__">:@</span></span></p></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2355&return_msg=2226.2352" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2355"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2356"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2356"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: steve<span class="message_time">20 Jan 2009 19:59</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 20 Jan 2009 22:46"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2356 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2356">2226.2356</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2350">2226.2350</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Can I hire you whittle me a chicken? <span class="emoticon e_moustache" title=":{)"><span class="e__">:{)</span></span></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2356&return_msg=2226.2352" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2356"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2357"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2357"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">20 Jan 2009 22:47</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: steve <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 20 Jan 2009 23:04"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2357 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2357">2226.2357</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2352#a2226_2356" target="_self">2226.2356</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I might consider barter.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2357&return_msg=2226.2352" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2357"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2358"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2358"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: steve<span class="message_time">20 Jan 2009 23:05</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 20 Jan 2009 23:16"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2358 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2358">2226.2358</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2352#a2226_2357" target="_self">2226.2357</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I can pay you in handdrawn pictures of chickens, four tape measures, and some of the amazing hash brownies I made the other night*.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2358&return_msg=2226.2352" class="reply"><span class="image 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do it you will have eaten all the hash brownies...</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2359&return_msg=2226.2352" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2359"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2360"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2360"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: ANT_THOMAS<span class="message_time">20 Jan 2009 23:20</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 20 Jan 2009 23:26"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2360 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2360">2226.2360</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2352#a2226_2359" target="_self">2226.2359</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I do hope the chicken will be scaled 1:1.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2360&return_msg=2226.2352" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2360"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2361"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2361"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">20 Jan 2009 23:27</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ANT_THOMAS <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 20 Jan 2009 23:32"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2361 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2361">2226.2361</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2352#a2226_2360" target="_self">2226.2360</a></div> <div class="message_body"> If it had scales it would be a reptile</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2361&return_msg=2226.2352" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2361"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" 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