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<body> <div id="header"> <span class="left"> <span class="back"><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT"><span class="image mobile_back" title="Back"></span></a></span> <span class="image mobile_logo" title="Beehive Forum Logo"></span> </span> <ul> <li> <a class="reply_all" href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.0&return_msg=2226.2335"> <span class="image mobile_reply_all"></span><span class="text">Reply to All</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="navigation" href="#"> <span class="image mobile_navigation"></span><span class="text">Show messages</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="main" href="#"><span class="image mobile_menu" title="Menu"></span> </a> </li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu main"> <ul> <li><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Messages</a></li> <li><a href="lpm.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Inbox</a></li> <li><a href="lsearch.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Search</a></li> <li><a href="llogon.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Login</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu navigation"><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1">1–10</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2311">2311–2320</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2321">2321–2330</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2331">2331–2340</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2341">2341–2350</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2571">2571–2579</a></div> <div id="page_content"> <h3 class="thread_title"><a href="index.php?webtag=DEFAULT&amp;msg=2226.2335">Cracked my ball</a> </h3> <div id="messages" data-navigation="2226_2335_2579_10"> <a name="a2226_2335"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2335"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: william<span class="message_time"> 4 Jan 2008 21:55</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 8 Jan 2008 12:26"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2335 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2335">2226.2335</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2334">2226.2334</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Excellent.<br /><br />I do worry that, at my advanced, almost Manthorpian age, I miss things such as changes of name. <br /><br />Thank you for your kind words. It tasted very good - that fish pie. It also looked better than the photo suggested, even if I say so myself. The problem was that everybody was invited for 2:00 but arrived at 11:00 and seemed intent on staging a grand reunion in the kitchen, with the result that I rushed the egg wash.<br /><br />Pah! Just excuses really.<br /><br />Blimey, weren't the old style Cylons in <em>Razor</em> a blast? "By your command" </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2335&return_msg=2226.2335" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2335"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2336"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2336"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 5 Jan 2008 00:07</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 8 Jan 2008 12:26"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2336 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2336">2226.2336</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2332">2226.2332</a></div> <div class="message_body"> But purrlease let the crackedness of my ball be a unique event... Two would be difficult. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2336&return_msg=2226.2335" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2336"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2337"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2337"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)<span class="message_time"> 8 Jan 2008 12:29</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: william <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 8 Jan 2008 13:27"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2337 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2337">2226.2337</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2335#a2226_2335" target="_self">2226.2335</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Ahh, now, changes of name ... that's another matter. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2337&return_msg=2226.2335" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2337"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2338"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2338"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: spinning_plates<span class="message_time"> 8 Jan 2008 21:49</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 9 Jan 2008 09:20"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2338 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2338">2226.2338</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2334">2226.2334</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <div class="quotetext" id="quote"><b>quote: </b></div><div class="quote">I like fish more than anything else edible (i.e. not more than sex)</div><br /> <br /> You mean to say you were unaware up to this point that sex is edible? </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2338&return_msg=2226.2335" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2338"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2339"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2339"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)<span class="message_time"> 9 Jan 2008 09:22</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: spinning_plates <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 9 Jan 2008 14:24"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2339 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2339">2226.2339</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2335#a2226_2338" target="_self">2226.2338</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Indeed it is, but not in an inviting-the-parents-around-for-dinner way. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2339&return_msg=2226.2335" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2339"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2340"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2340"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: spinning_plates<span class="message_time"> 9 Jan 2008 14:24</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 10 Jan 2008 08:42"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2340 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2340">2226.2340</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2335#a2226_2339" target="_self">2226.2339</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Aye, more of a romantic meal for two. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2340&return_msg=2226.2335" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2340"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2341"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2341"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)<span class="message_time">10 Jan 2008 08:43</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: spinning_plates <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 14 Jan 2008 19:50"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2341 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2341">2226.2341</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2335#a2226_2340" target="_self">2226.2340</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Or three if you're lucky. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2341&return_msg=2226.2335" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2341"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2342"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2342"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Gobfounded (YVE)<span class="message_time">11 Jan 2008 00:02</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2342 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2342">2226.2342</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <noemots>Fish taco, anyone?</noemots> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2342&return_msg=2226.2335" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2342"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2343"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2343"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: spinning_plates<span class="message_time">14 Jan 2008 19:51</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 14 Jan 2008 19:59"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2343 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2343">2226.2343</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2335#a2226_2341" target="_self">2226.2341</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I find it enough of a challenge just cooking for two... </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2343&return_msg=2226.2335" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2343"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2344"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2344"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">22 Mar 2008 15:31</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2344 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2344">2226.2344</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2335#a2226_2343" target="_self">2226.2343</a></div> <div class="message_body"> 2344: Ricard00 sires his 13,552nd baby. Weighing in at just under 20stone, Bartlemas Flump is a comparative tiddler by 23rd century Giles standards. Massive depopulation consequent upon the 2218 Cockdropoff plague means that with this child, Ricard00 is now immediately responsible for 1/10 of the world's population.<br /> <br /> Sadly, many share his facial features. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2344&return_msg=2226.2335" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2344"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.2345" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>