*tries not to say anything that could be taken as offensive* *gives up*
May I suggest:
"Oi longhair" "Get yer hair cut" "You've got girls hair" "Mosher" "Hippy" "Hippymosher"
You forgot: "Look it's Ozzy!"
Pff, I don't shake enough to look like Ozzy.
Anyway, Dyl's lovely. He just happens to look like a cavalier. Nothing wrong with that.