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You've still got it - "increased your dosage" is a euphemism. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2271&return_msg=2226.2270" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2271"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2272"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2272"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">22 Nov 2006 00:11</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Sulkpot <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 22 Nov 2006 00:50"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2272 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2272">2226.2272</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2270#a2226_2271" target="_self">2226.2271</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Whew! 2272 and the Viagra comany gives Manthorp a lifetime customer loyalty reward in the form of a Golden Viagra, which he promptly swallows, chokes on and dies. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2272&return_msg=2226.2270" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2272"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2273"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2273"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">22 Nov 2006 18:30</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 22 Nov 2006 18:30"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2273 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2273">2226.2273</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2270#a2226_2272" target="_self">2226.2272</a></div> <div class="message_body"> 2273: The Suttiestation 301 is launched to mixed reviews. Media pundits question whether the console really needs 45 quargleplex drives and claim that the 1990s styling is a retro too far.<br /> <br /> Some claim that the Suttiestation is redeemed by its library of resolutely unreconstructed manly games including the must-have killer Driving Testosterone. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2273&return_msg=2226.2270" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2273"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2274"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2274"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Username<span class="message_time">22 Nov 2006 18:52</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 22 Nov 2006 21:49"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2274 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2274">2226.2274</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2270#a2226_2273" target="_self">2226.2273</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Lol. Haha, very good. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2274&return_msg=2226.2270" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2274"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2275"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2275"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: koswix<span class="message_time">23 Nov 2006 23:32</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2275 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2275">2226.2275</a></div> <div class="message_body"> 2275: People finally stop taking the piss out of Trig for his peculiar ways. For a an afternoon, anyway.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2275&return_msg=2226.2270" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2275"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2276"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2276"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: DrBoff (BOFF)<span class="message_time">24 Nov 2006 12:58</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 24 Nov 2006 14:12"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2276 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2276">2226.2276</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2270#a2226_2273" target="_self">2226.2273</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <a href="http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4231&p=3">Steve makes it into Something Awful.</a> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2276&return_msg=2226.2270" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2276"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2277"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2277"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">24 Nov 2006 14:14</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: DrBoff (BOFF) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 24 Nov 2006 15:44"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2277 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2277">2226.2277</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2270#a2226_2276" target="_self">2226.2276</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Oh no! Porn doppelganger strikes again. If it had been me, the laydeee would have been offering me the money, obviously. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2277&return_msg=2226.2270" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2277"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2278"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2278"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: spinning_plates<span class="message_time">24 Nov 2006 17:41</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mouse <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 24 Nov 2006 18:19"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2278 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2278">2226.2278</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2235">2226.2235</a></div> <div class="message_body"> You are the guy playing in picture #5 AICMFP! </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2278&return_msg=2226.2270" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2278"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2279"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2279"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: spinning_plates<span class="message_time">24 Nov 2006 17:50</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: DrBoff (BOFF) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 24 Nov 2006 18:17"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2279 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2279">2226.2279</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2270#a2226_2276" target="_self">2226.2276</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Which one are you referring to? </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2279&return_msg=2226.2270" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2279"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.2280" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>