Cracked my ball - Teh Forum

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It's 2269 and because the nurse has increased your dosage, you're having brief moments of lucidity where you experience flashbacks to the Teh Forum thread where you were perpetually reminded of your cracked ball.<div class="edit_text">EDITED: 21 Nov 2006 23:24 by SULKPOT</div> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2269&return_msg=2226.2269" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2269"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2270"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2270"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">21 Nov 2006 23:56</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Sulkpot <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 21 Nov 2006 23:57"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2270 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2270">2226.2270</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2269#a2226_2269" target="_self">2226.2269</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Is the nurse panting and moaning atop of me? </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2270&return_msg=2226.2269" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2270"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2271"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2271"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Sulkpot<span class="message_time">21 Nov 2006 23:58</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 22 Nov 2006 00:08"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2271 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2271">2226.2271</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2269#a2226_2270" target="_self">2226.2270</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Of course. You've still got it - "increased your dosage" is a euphemism. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2271&return_msg=2226.2269" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2271"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2272"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2272"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">22 Nov 2006 00:11</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Sulkpot <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 22 Nov 2006 00:50"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2272 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2272">2226.2272</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2269#a2226_2271" target="_self">2226.2271</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Whew! 2272 and the Viagra comany gives Manthorp a lifetime customer loyalty reward in the form of a Golden Viagra, which he promptly swallows, chokes on and dies. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2272&return_msg=2226.2269" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2272"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2273"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2273"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">22 Nov 2006 18:30</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 22 Nov 2006 18:30"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2273 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2273">2226.2273</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2269#a2226_2272" target="_self">2226.2272</a></div> <div class="message_body"> 2273: The Suttiestation 301 is launched to mixed reviews. Media pundits question whether the console really needs 45 quargleplex drives and claim that the 1990s styling is a retro too far.<br /> <br /> Some claim that the Suttiestation is redeemed by its library of resolutely unreconstructed manly games including the must-have killer Driving Testosterone. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2273&return_msg=2226.2269" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2273"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2274"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2274"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Username<span class="message_time">22 Nov 2006 18:52</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 22 Nov 2006 21:49"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2274 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2274">2226.2274</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2269#a2226_2273" target="_self">2226.2273</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Lol. Haha, very good. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2274&return_msg=2226.2269" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2274"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2275"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2275"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: koswix<span class="message_time">23 Nov 2006 23:32</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2275 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2275">2226.2275</a></div> <div class="message_body"> 2275: People finally stop taking the piss out of Trig for his peculiar ways. For a an afternoon, anyway.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2275&return_msg=2226.2269" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2275"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2276"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2276"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: DrBoff (BOFF)<span class="message_time">24 Nov 2006 12:58</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 24 Nov 2006 14:12"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2276 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2276">2226.2276</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2269#a2226_2273" target="_self">2226.2273</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <a href="http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4231&p=3">Steve makes it into Something Awful.</a> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2276&return_msg=2226.2269" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2276"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2277"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2277"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">24 Nov 2006 14:14</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: DrBoff (BOFF) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 24 Nov 2006 15:44"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2277 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2277">2226.2277</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2269#a2226_2276" target="_self">2226.2276</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Oh no! Porn doppelganger strikes again. If it had been me, the laydeee would have been offering me the money, obviously. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2277&return_msg=2226.2269" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2277"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2278"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2278"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: spinning_plates<span class="message_time">24 Nov 2006 17:41</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mouse <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 24 Nov 2006 18:19"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2278 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2278">2226.2278</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2235">2226.2235</a></div> <div class="message_body"> You are the guy playing in picture #5 AICMFP! </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2278&return_msg=2226.2269" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2278"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.2279" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>