Cracked my ball - Teh Forum

<body> <div id="header"> <span class="left"> <span class="back"><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT"><span class="image mobile_back" title="Back"></span></a></span> <span class="image mobile_logo" title="Beehive Forum Logo"></span> </span> <ul> <li> <a class="reply_all" href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.0&return_msg=2226.2240"> <span class="image mobile_reply_all"></span><span class="text">Reply to All</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="navigation" href="#"> <span class="image mobile_navigation"></span><span class="text">Show messages</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="main" href="#"><span class="image mobile_menu" title="Menu"></span> </a> </li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu main"> <ul> <li><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Messages</a></li> <li><a href="lpm.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Inbox</a></li> <li><a href="lsearch.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Search</a></li> <li><a href="llogon.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Login</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu navigation"><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1">1–10</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2221">2221–2230</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2231">2231–2240</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2241">2241–2250</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2251">2251–2260</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2571">2571–2579</a></div> <div id="page_content"> <h3 class="thread_title"><a href="index.php?webtag=DEFAULT&amp;msg=2226.2240">Cracked my ball</a> </h3> <div id="messages" data-navigation="2226_2240_2579_10"> <a name="a2226_2240"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2240"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Serg (NUKKLEAR)<span class="message_time">18 Mar 2006 20:10</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mouse <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Mar 2006 09:54"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2240 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2240">2226.2240</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2239">2226.2239</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Aye <span class="emoticon e_grin" title=":D"><span class="e__">:D</span></span> With all the snake action, alcoohol, talking and //PEOPLE//, only more next time. Rar! </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2240&return_msg=2226.2240" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2240"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2241"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2241"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: dyl<span class="message_time">19 Mar 2006 02:59</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mouse <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Mar 2006 09:54"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2241 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2241">2226.2241</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2235">2226.2235</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>1) I am confident that I have never owned a t-shirt that colour.</p> <p> </p> <p>2) in the last photo, there is a painting of a scene of rural buggery on the back wall.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2241&return_msg=2226.2240" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2241"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2242"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2242"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Mouse<span class="message_time">19 Mar 2006 09:55</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: dyl <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Mar 2006 11:32"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2242 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2242">2226.2242</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2240#a2226_2241" target="_self">2226.2241</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Hahaha! Steve <i>was</i> the curator </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2242&return_msg=2226.2240" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2242"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2243"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2243"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 7 Apr 2006 19:43</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mouse <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 9 Apr 2006 16:58"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2243 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2243">2226.2243</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2235">2226.2235</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>There's you, and the PCF staffers, and Wib, and Ricard00 and Gaye & Gill and HermannD as well. What a merry band. </p> <p> </p> <p>I'll have to rummage around and see if I can find photos of the Kenneth Hung show, with Kenny out-roaring Simes in the Karaoke Godzilla Roaring Competition (imagine what Simes was thinking as you were roaring, Kenny...).</p> <p> </p> <p>As soon as the Bradford Big Screen is up and running properly, I'll see if I can run a games night on it and we'll have a Bradford Possie Meat followed by Hide the Snake and pizzas and Be In Your Favourite Game With 3d Visor at my gaff.</p> <p> </p> <p>As to the exposure of my balls, the PV was on the 2nd and they will be on display at Mont Orgeuil Castle in Jersey pretty much in perpetuity (or until the cracked one falls apart...).</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2243&return_msg=2226.2240" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2243"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2244"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2244"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 7 Apr 2006 19:48</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: dyl <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 9 Apr 2006 15:35"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2244 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2244">2226.2244</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2240#a2226_2241" target="_self">2226.2241</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>It's the focus of my collections policy. I'm aiming for the most significant national collection of artworks recording or reflecting outré sexual practices and peccadillos. Obviously in the home town of David (gi's a fag) Hockney, I have a head start.</p> <p> </p> <p>I'm currently chasing a late Rembrandt etching with marginal rimming.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2244&return_msg=2226.2240" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2244"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2245"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2245"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time"> 7 Apr 2006 20:14</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 7 Apr 2006 20:15"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2245 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2245">2226.2245</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2240#a2226_2243" target="_self">2226.2243</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>I still have the golden dinosaur, and treasure it. It normally sits on top of my computer with the secret santa robot Dan got me, but since I've just moved, it's been residing inside a cardboard box. UNTIL NOW!</p> <p> </p> <p>I dread to think what would have happened to it if I hadn't won the competition.</p> </div> <div class="message_attachments"> <span>Attachments:</span> <ul> <li><span class="image attach"></span><a href="get_attachment.php?webtag=DEFAULT&hash=fd7b96edd9cfd1eb1ded2f3755460b01&filename=dino.jpg" target="_blank">dino.jpg</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2245&return_msg=2226.2240" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2245"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2246"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2246"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Voltane<span class="message_time"> 7 Apr 2006 23:02</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 8 Apr 2006 06:56"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2246 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2246">2226.2246</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2240#a2226_2245" target="_self">2226.2245</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>It would have been loved, Kenny.</p> <p> </p> <p>Loved in the way it only can between a real man and his reptilian love slave.</p> <p> </p> <p>Did I say love slave? I meant Love Puppet.</p> <p> </p> <p>No wait.......</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2246&return_msg=2226.2240" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2246"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2247"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2247"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time"> 8 Apr 2006 06:58</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Voltane <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 10 Apr 2006 08:54"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2247 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2247">2226.2247</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2240#a2226_2246" target="_self">2226.2246</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Quite a lot of the gold paint's rubbed off, even with my gentle and infrequent handling of it. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2247&return_msg=2226.2240" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2247"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2248"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2248"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time"> 9 May 2006 15:59</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2248 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2248">2226.2248</a></div> <div class="message_body"> 2248: Andy Black renamed Arse Nuggets. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2248&return_msg=2226.2240" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2248"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2249"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2249"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Mouse<span class="message_time"> 9 May 2006 18:21</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2249 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2249">2226.2249</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2240#a2226_2248" target="_self">2226.2248</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>"Viewed: 315 Times"</p> <p> </p> <p>Shurely nort?</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2249&return_msg=2226.2240" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2249"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.2250" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>